Captain Yakups (the violent, mutinous officer)
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Podcast Appearances
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
I need. Two sheep. Look at my mouth. Fluffy. White. White.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
No, I don't. No, Steven, it's true.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Calkers.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
I smell Kristen Wiig vehicle.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Yeah, I know I shouldn't. I am too pretty to be on this boat.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Honestly, I blame myself for just being here. I should not be here. I am too hot.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Yeah.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
All right.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Then you should have done that months ago. A mutinous plan.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Alright, I'll be right back. Alright, see ya. Bye-bye, have fun.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Whoa, it's a circle of life.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Pelfart, dumb shit, wish I could kick your ass again, and I'll do it.
Last Podcast On The Left
Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you, buddy.