Carlos Herrera

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720 appearances 15 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard 8 Jun

Carlos Herrera’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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A dull knife, you have less control over the blade's direction. For example, when cutting a cantaloupe. This is talking about kitchen knives. Yeah, dude. That's swords.
More likely to bounce. This is like nerd stat. This is a real sharp samurai sword. They don't make a dull fucking sword. Imagine the samurais go out and they come back and the master's like, how did you perform? Yeah, yeah. Who did you kill?
wow wow dude unbelievable wow yeah this is not sharp at all this is actually oddly dull getting stabbed or cut worst literal way to die i'm pretty sure yeah i'm not really stabbed to death no stabbed burning is probably you probably lose sensation after a little bit i'd rather get stabbed to death than die buried alive in a coffin
I'm talking about someone doing harm, setting you on fire, drowning you, stabbing you. Shooting, stabbing, drowning, setting you on fire.
That's a long play.
And also buried alive wouldn't hurt that much. You'd die of carbon dioxide poisoning.
I think you'd only panic for like 10 and then you'd be done. 10 minutes? 10 hours. Yeah, that's insane. I know, but then- The sweating, you're scratching at the, there's no way to- But then think about all the relief of the shit you don't have to do anymore.
At the 10th hour, you're like, I guess I don't have the podcast today.
Like this? All right, let's interview. I want to interview one of these kids from the colleges. You want to put one of these kids on the air? Why not? I'll go pick one. Let Bobby pick. I'll go pick one. 100%. I could tell this one was the one that definitely wanted to be on. Yeah, I know. She was a little chatty when she walked in.
What's your name, Chatty? Inconfident.
Alex, great to meet you as well. You're confident, huh?
Alex, are you a savage?
Yeah, it's also very un-PC to have that on your shirt, considering the fact that you're sitting on stolen land.
Yeah, that's very dangerous to do. You're perpetuating something that's very, very dangerous. And I got to tell you, Alex, this is very scary. It's not a good way to start. I'm just kidding with Alex, clearly.
Thank you. Alex, where are you from?
They're all from Connecticut, right? Doesn't everybody live out there? Oh, I can tell. Hartford.
Ooh, West Haven girl.
I hate Hartford, Connecticut. No, you don't. Don't say that. The club there. We don't hate it. I don't like the club there. You don't hate anything about it. Funny bone. I know, you hate it. Yeah. Yeah. Alex, what year are you?
Yeah, I was going to say, you don't look like you're a first year. Some of the people he brings in, they look like fresh off the boat, bright-eyed, bushy-tailed.
What do you want to do?
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