Where Is Waldo Bobby?

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Who are the bad friends?

Andrew Santino 0:00
You two are bad friends.
Zach 0:01
Who are these two idiots?
Andrew Santino 0:03
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
Bobby Lee 0:13
What state is this in?
Carlos Herrera 0:14
This is in Michigan. In Michigan. Smashing beers on his head.
Bobby Lee 0:17
Are you being recognized? Are you recognized there?
Carlos Herrera 0:19
No. I didn't get recognized once. Not one time there? Not once. You gotta be crazy. Did I get recognized at all?
Dan 0:27
A single time.
Carlos Herrera 0:28
Not once. At a college frat party. Not once. And look at this. That was the stadium. That's called the Big House in Michigan.
Bobby Lee 0:35
Oh, you know what that looks like? Huh? Remember when Bane took off that football field? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wish that would have happened there. They did a flyover. How great would it have been if Bane showed up with a nuclear? You know what I mean?
Zach 0:47
What would you have done? Nothing. You're not Batman. You're nothing.
Bobby Lee 0:51
Sorry. Sorry, sorry. I went crazy, sorry. It was so fun, man. Yeah, sorry. We had a great time. Good job. Fantastic. What did you do this weekend? Nothing. I saw a movie. What'd you see? Oh, my God. In the Mood for Love. You ever see it? Wong Kar Wai? Beautiful movie.
Alice Johnson 1:10
One of my favorite movies.

Where does this episode take place?

Bobby Lee 1:11
One of my favorite movies now. What a movie. Where do you find time? In the Mood for Love, dude. Look at this thing. Two chinks in love. That's what they should have called it. No, no. I'll tell you about this movie. Two edamame? This movie is so subtle. It's so subtle. And in the beginning, I was like, oh, I'm done. I hate this. It's boring, right? I don't even know. So halfway through, I'm like, what's going on here? But when you figure out what's going on, it's just so nice. It's about forbidden love, dude. The kind of love that you and I have. It's so forbidden. No, it's bidden. No, it's not.
Carlos Herrera 1:45
It's not bit ended.
Bobby Lee 1:46
It's ours is very, it's about two people that they know they can't link up. So they never do, but there's such love there because they're married or something.
Carlos Herrera 1:52
Yeah.
Bobby Lee 1:52
They're both married. Right. Right. And it's like, what do they work together? No, they just, they're neighbors. Oh my God. That's an angel. And their, and their couples are, are cheating. And they went to Japan. They took a trip to Japan. And so now these two are in this complex living next to each other. And they reenact how their spouses got together. So they would...

Why didn't I get recognized at the event?

Bobby Lee 2:18
go through the dialogue and scenarios and stuff right there. And then through the process, they fall in love, but at the end they don't link up. And it's like, it's so sweet. It's like, I have fantasies of like your pink butthole, right? And my penis, right? And it's vibrating. Yeah, like shivering. And mine's shivering, right? But it doesn't enter.
Carlos Herrera 2:41
That's what we have. It can't. It's unforbidden. And magnets are both the same charge. Exactly. You know what I mean? It just keeps missing. I want to switch the maggot.
Bobby Lee 2:49
The maggot? The maggot. Is that what you call your penis? A maggot? It's sucked in, but I don't. Can't be. You and I have the same thing, dude. It's forbidden love. We're both pluses. I'm a minus. You know what? How did I think about it? I'm a minus. You're a minus too. I'm a minus too. No, you're a minus too.
Carlos Herrera 3:03
So does this guy, his neighbor, the woman he's actually in love with, does she look like his wife?
Bobby Lee 3:09
Here's the interesting part of the movie. You never see their couples. You always see the backside of their back or their voice. You never see them because it makes the audience not have any sympathy for them. And so you're only focused on these two. And then like six years later, there's one scene where this dude goes, what are you laughing? Because that's gotta be something funny coming up.
Carlos Herrera 3:36
Oh, this is all boring? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. One scene what?
Bobby Lee 3:39
No, no, forget it. No, no, I'm teasing. No, you're right. It's a comedy podcast and this is not a film analysis podcast. Wait. So I won't say it. I get it. I'm joking. I don't think you are. Please. I think I'm meandering. I like the meandering. Okay, I'll tell you that. I meandered about Michigan. We can cut it out. I'll tell you. I'll tell you what it is. No, I meandered about football.

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