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Cason

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Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

There should be like two side tables and it's like, are you wearing a wig? If yes, have a piece of candy. Yeah, yeah. If not, put on this mustache and take a shot of Malort or a turnaround. Malort. Malort or turnaround. Do you have Malort? No, but I don't know.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

I just think don't... If you don't have a wig... If you want to come to the wig party, wear a wig.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

I just think don't... If you don't have a wig... If you want to come to the wig party, wear a wig.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

I just think don't... If you don't have a wig... If you want to come to the wig party, wear a wig.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Yeah, I think I hate when people are... Thomas Jefferson. I hate when people are too cool for school.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Yeah, I think I hate when people are... Thomas Jefferson. I hate when people are too cool for school.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Yeah, I think I hate when people are... Thomas Jefferson. I hate when people are too cool for school.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

That makes me so... I was like Mikey Goulter in high school, dude. He never dressed up for Spirit Week. Yeah.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

That makes me so... I was like Mikey Goulter in high school, dude. He never dressed up for Spirit Week. Yeah.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

That makes me so... I was like Mikey Goulter in high school, dude. He never dressed up for Spirit Week. Yeah.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

yeah that that it just grinds my gears no it's so dumb we're like themed parties everyone's wearing their cool outfit and they're just in like a sweatshirt i'm like we look so stupid like when when it's halloween and someone's like fucking stupid boyfriend is like like thinks it's cool to like kind of mail it in yeah it's like nope yeah nope you're boring sometimes i mail it on halloween i hate halloween that's my least favorite holiday

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

yeah that that it just grinds my gears no it's so dumb we're like themed parties everyone's wearing their cool outfit and they're just in like a sweatshirt i'm like we look so stupid like when when it's halloween and someone's like fucking stupid boyfriend is like like thinks it's cool to like kind of mail it in yeah it's like nope yeah nope you're boring sometimes i mail it on halloween i hate halloween that's my least favorite holiday

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

yeah that that it just grinds my gears no it's so dumb we're like themed parties everyone's wearing their cool outfit and they're just in like a sweatshirt i'm like we look so stupid like when when it's halloween and someone's like fucking stupid boyfriend is like like thinks it's cool to like kind of mail it in yeah it's like nope yeah nope you're boring sometimes i mail it on halloween i hate halloween that's my least favorite holiday

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

i think same i always want to be someone that tries harder and plans ahead like mia loves halloween yeah i just don't care i don't even i don't think it's like you don't even need to try super hard i just feel like the same people that you cannot can't count on to wear a wig would be the same people you can't count on to do like basic stuff you know what i mean like i don't if you're if you're gonna have has it there like you're probably not gonna come to something if i'm like counting on you you know what i mean

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

i think same i always want to be someone that tries harder and plans ahead like mia loves halloween yeah i just don't care i don't even i don't think it's like you don't even need to try super hard i just feel like the same people that you cannot can't count on to wear a wig would be the same people you can't count on to do like basic stuff you know what i mean like i don't if you're if you're gonna have has it there like you're probably not gonna come to something if i'm like counting on you you know what i mean

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

i think same i always want to be someone that tries harder and plans ahead like mia loves halloween yeah i just don't care i don't even i don't think it's like you don't even need to try super hard i just feel like the same people that you cannot can't count on to wear a wig would be the same people you can't count on to do like basic stuff you know what i mean like i don't if you're if you're gonna have has it there like you're probably not gonna come to something if i'm like counting on you you know what i mean

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

okay yeah like i think that's frustrating when they're they're i've like really good friends where i'm like if i was in a bind like i don't think i could i don't think that guy would be of any help yeah like jerry oh here we go yep hey when how old do you think i was when i could stop fitting in the bread box wait what'd you say how old do you think i was when i could stop when i could no longer fit in the bread box

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

okay yeah like i think that's frustrating when they're they're i've like really good friends where i'm like if i was in a bind like i don't think i could i don't think that guy would be of any help yeah like jerry oh here we go yep hey when how old do you think i was when i could stop fitting in the bread box wait what'd you say how old do you think i was when i could stop when i could no longer fit in the bread box

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

okay yeah like i think that's frustrating when they're they're i've like really good friends where i'm like if i was in a bind like i don't think i could i don't think that guy would be of any help yeah like jerry oh here we go yep hey when how old do you think i was when i could stop fitting in the bread box wait what'd you say how old do you think i was when i could stop when i could no longer fit in the bread box

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Okay, I said 16, but 12... That's way different. No, not 16.