Cason

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290 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2025 last heard Feb 2025

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Will & Rusty's Playdate · professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother · 19 Feb 2025 podcast

His body's still nuts. His body's still nuts. Even though it will soon decay in the ground, his body is still nuts. Everyone gets one touch on the pass-through. It's an open casket with touching.

At my funeral, my wife and kids and everyone's going to be around, and then there's going to be like a clearly gay guy crying way harder than everyone else, and I'm going to hire him before I die to have everyone question it. I like that move.

Can we say twink? Yeah, I can.

Yeah, there's going to be a just flaming twink. You're going to hire a twink for your funeral? Yeah, and he's going to be crying way louder than everyone else, and they're going to be like, it's odd. I like that. There's going to be a twink, a bear, and an otter crying at my funeral, and a cub, a couple cubs. Otter. I'll be the otter. All right. Should we do this, Guy Rocks?

We do yours first, really.

You check back in about an hour and there's going to be the meanest comment in the world.

All right. Here you go, Lauren. This is a video of... A guy walking, they're in Australia or New Zealand or somewhere, and one guy's walking an alpaca down the street. Oh, I just realized alpaca sounds like saying alpaca in Australian. Like alpaca. I don't know. What's alpaca? It's not a word, but I was saying like after I... Whatever. Alpaca?

There's a guy walking an alpaca down the street and another guy pulls out his phone and they have a brief exchange.

Is this scripted? No. So he goes, I think there's something so funny about the harmless comment. It's a pretty big dog, mate. Yeah. And the guy goes, fuck off. Or shove the camera up yours. And then the guy behind the camera has the funniest line of all time, which is, like, get real or whatever. Like, look at yourself. You're walking an alpaca. Or what do you expect?

You're walking an alpaca down the street. Yeah.

um all right like i feel like if you're walking a llama down the street you want someone to talk to you well clearly he he has to get it from point a to point b you know what i mean like why does he use a zipline that's true that was a camel i mean he kind of looks like he works at the zoo that's what i'm saying like he's he clearly this isn't where he would prefer the alpaca to be yeah but that's where it is fuck off you fuckwit you fuckwit

Look out. We don't have... Also, what, like, machine... Like, this guy... The guy who's filming is on, like, a forklift. Oh, is he? Like, watch from the beginning. Like, start it over. He gets out.

Are you doing your prank? Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Wait, no, no. I have it right here. That's the wrong number. It's this. I have it in front of me. What should we say we have to do to the shower? You're not allowed to have hot... Wait, it's an outdoor shower? Yeah. Say the faucet has to... The faucet has to be at the bottom and shoot up.

Wait, this is not the outdoor shower we did last time, right? No, it is, but you left a voicemail for the wrong... Oh, the wrong... I'm sorry, sorry.

Or the... No, it can only be at chest height.

And let's just spray up.

We're going to say... I'm one of the cool guys from the building department. I'm obviously not going to say that, but I... Basically, I'm looking for a way to get around this for him. Okay. And if we move the faucet to the bottom, it's technically a sprinkler. Okay.

oh i see what you're saying yeah you're like throwing him a bone yeah yeah i'm like yeah you know there is something we could do yep we've had people do this in the past where they actually just move the faucet to the bottom and it's technically now zoned as a sprinkler yeah that's good yeah and then he does so then he doesn't need permits or something yeah okay and then he says all right who am i you say spamble

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