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Cason

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Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Yeah, I think... What was the other one? It was, like, if you, like, jerk off too much or go blind. Like, if you eat a pumpkin seed. If you eat a watermelon seed, it'll grow on your stomach. That one sounds like one of those, but it's not. I guess, like, who would be trying to prevent you from eating more carrots? I know. I feel like I'm calling bullshit because it would have happened. Big fruit?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Yeah, I think... What was the other one? It was, like, if you, like, jerk off too much or go blind. Like, if you eat a pumpkin seed. If you eat a watermelon seed, it'll grow on your stomach. That one sounds like one of those, but it's not. I guess, like, who would be trying to prevent you from eating more carrots? I know. I feel like I'm calling bullshit because it would have happened. Big fruit?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

But it looked like it was maybe mostly baby. mostly i don't think that that's enough carrots i ate a whole bag of baby carrots how big of a bag yeah it's like i feel like half a bag could be a serving yeah you had two servings of carrots you doubled up one day i don't think you probably have a bag i don't know if you want to go ham

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

But it looked like it was maybe mostly baby. mostly i don't think that that's enough carrots i ate a whole bag of baby carrots how big of a bag yeah it's like i feel like half a bag could be a serving yeah you had two servings of carrots you doubled up one day i don't think you probably have a bag i don't know if you want to go ham

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

But it looked like it was maybe mostly baby. mostly i don't think that that's enough carrots i ate a whole bag of baby carrots how big of a bag yeah it's like i feel like half a bag could be a serving yeah you had two servings of carrots you doubled up one day i don't think you probably have a bag i don't know if you want to go ham

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

We don't need to know that.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

We don't need to know that.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

We don't need to know that.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

13. Okay, that's definitely not. It was definitely not 13 carrots. Will had 26 carrots and is fucking losing his mind. That's like a normal amount of carrots. That's not the packaging I had.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

13. Okay, that's definitely not. It was definitely not 13 carrots. Will had 26 carrots and is fucking losing his mind. That's like a normal amount of carrots. That's not the packaging I had.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

13. Okay, that's definitely not. It was definitely not 13 carrots. Will had 26 carrots and is fucking losing his mind. That's like a normal amount of carrots. That's not the packaging I had.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Well, I don't know if they make those in bags. You know, it'd be crazier if you did the bigger ones.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Well, I don't know if they make those in bags. You know, it'd be crazier if you did the bigger ones.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Well, I don't know if they make those in bags. You know, it'd be crazier if you did the bigger ones.

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Do you guys like carrot cake?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Do you guys like carrot cake?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Do you guys like carrot cake?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Can you get a carrot cake for your wig party?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Can you get a carrot cake for your wig party?

Will & Rusty's Playdate
professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother

Can you get a carrot cake for your wig party?