Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It will not end well.
He doesn't like to be an alarmist because he considers himself a pretty laid-back guy, as far as gods go.
But he's 100% positive about this one.
Both because he has a deep knowledge of apocalyptic history, which he minored in, and also because of the visions he's been having.
Unspeakable visions.
That he spoke about at great length and in horrific detail.
More on that in a moment.
First
The weather.
Now.
Back to Dale's apocalyptic visions.
First, he said, everyone in town will start singing the same song and won't be able to stop.
The singing will be constant and forever, and each day a little louder than the day before.
He isn't sure what the song will be yet, but man.
No matter what it is, it's gonna get real annoying real quick.
Then the sun will turn into a lava lamp and the water will turn to milk.
Rivers, oceans, kitchen faucets, all water.
Milk.
We'll be drinking only milk.
Boiling our pasta in it, washing our clothes in it, bathing in it, watering our lawns with it.
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