Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Which is a freestanding room out in the middle of the lake.
It kind of drifts around, so I had to swim in circles for a while to find it, flailing out in the darkness with my arms and legs, until I finally hit something solid.
At first, I wasn't sure how to enter since it's a floating cube with no doors.
Then realized I could dive down underneath.
There's no floor or ceiling in Dale's office, only the skyless sky above and the murky water below.
Dale was inside waiting for me, hovering in the air with his arms folded and his face flickering.
There was no furniture, except for a bobbing desk with a skull on it.
Almost human.
But not quite.
I treaded water and complimented him on his massive collection of velvet paintings of animals and clowns which
Which covered every inch of the interior walls.
Then Dale delivered his new revelations to me.
The first one was that all other gods are out of touch with humanity, and he is the one true God of the people.
Most gods are Nepo gods, he explained.
They come from a long line of deities and become gods through birthright and divine succession.
Dale, however, was once a mortal man.
He attended a rigorous religious studies program and bootstrapped his way to God status through years of hard work and education.
He showed me his diploma, a blood-soaked hide hanging on the wall between a velvet juggling harlequin and a velvet hammerhead shark with sunglasses.
The second revelation was that a full blown apocalypse is eminent.
There is a great turmoil brewing between the gods in Night Vale right now, and lo!
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