Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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There's still plenty to see and do at the new mall, even in its current phase.
Head developer Blair Powell assured the public in a press statement.
There are six escalators, for example.
They go up.
and down all day long out there in the desert.
That alone is worth the price of admission, which is a $50 cover charge."
Powell continued, "'I know what you're thinking.
This is the guy who blew his entire trust fund on buying a fleet of party yachts for the town with no bodies of water, then took out massive loans on a grotesque amount of Clydesdale horses to pull the yachts across the sand, which did not end well.
Not for the people, not for the boats, not for the horses.
All I can say is I've learned the lessons of the past, and we will soon raise the funds needed to complete a beautiful modern galleria where we can all shop and socialize and get pizza on a stick or whatever and dig ourselves out of the abject financial abyss we find ourselves in today.
Work with me here, people.
The creditors are really breathing down my neck, and I'm not talking about loan officers from the bank, you know?
I'm talking about serious underworld sh** here, and not the criminal underworld either.
God, I wish.
I mean, demons of chaos and violence, devourer of souls, that kind of underworld sh**.
Sweat rolled down Powell's face as he stammered on, but he remained cool and fashionable-looking in his loose-drape Brooks Brothers power suit and matching power cape and power mask.
He then ended his statement mid-sentence, commanded no one in particular to hold his calls, and locked himself in the stateroom of his beloved yacht in the financial district.
Speaking of the financial district, the stock market is booming today.
It's making a loud, booming sound every few hours, like some kind of explosions are happening inside of it.
Experts say this is a natural geoeconomical process that indicates an eruption is imminent.
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