Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 6 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 4.
Appearances
At least what I do is honest work.
I'm selling fat and sugar that is both cold and hot, and I'm proud of it.
I'm looking at you too, Macy's.
Designer acid wash jeans are like the least refreshing thing you can possibly eat on a hot summer's day.
She then shouted, fried ice cream is forever, dill weeds, and began aggressively dropping giant scoops of ice cream into her mobile deep fryer and selling them to the other attendees before getting dragged away by mall security.
And now, a word from our sponsor.
Listeners, I just saw Blair Powell drive by the station in a flatbed float truck hauling a cardboard model of the future Night Vale Mall.
He was shouting things into the bullhorn like, Follow me, everyone!
And grand opening today!
Be there or be scared!
Then he laughed nervously into the bullhorn the rest of the way down the block.
Meanwhile, the escalators out there are now scalding hot since there are no shade structures to keep the sun off.
Many riders have suffered second and third degree burns and are being dragged away by mall security.
You're not being removed because you're injured, the guards patiently explained to the burn victims.
You're being removed because you're screaming.
Right, which reminds me, don't forget to cover yourselves in a generous layer of cooking lard before going outdoors today so you can make the most of those beautifying solar rays.
I personally have the sunroof of the studio open so I can lay out while I do my broadcast.
I'm getting word that many of them all opening have marched off into the desert in pursuit of a Hickory Farms Mirage that has appeared on the horizon.
It's been categorized as a Class 4 Mirage, complete with the odors of summer sausage and smoked cheese.
Those who have remained on site are demanding refunds from tormented developer Blair Powell, who has just arrived on the scene.
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