Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Don't eat or drink or watch anything except for the shadows moving slowly across the wall.
But watch those shadows very closely.
Shadows tell the secrets that light tries to hide.
Friday is the official deadline to turn in all your Betamax videotapes to the public health department.
And on Saturday, Moms Against Fun are holding an event in Mission Grove Park.
There will be carnival games, pony rides, live heavy metal music, a smoking patio, and a beer garden.
And they better not catch you doing any of it.
Back to the grand opening of the Night Vale Mall.
Nearly 10 people have shown up so far to celebrate the idea of a mall.
When asked about her hopes for the future shopping center, seventh grader Betty Lucero said that she was most looking forward to just hanging out in the food court with her friends.
I've never been to a food court before, she said, but I think it will be great to finally have a proper place to hold trials for food crimes.
VCR repairman A.J.
Mahala said he hoped the mall would include a nice photo studio to take family portraits, because he and his wife were expecting their first and planned to have at least one more.
He wants to document all the important milestones, he told reporters, and it would be a real bonus if that documentation could include professional hairstyling and matching sweaters and
props and laser light backdrops, soft lens diffusion, maybe a star filter, possibly double exposure, and plenty of options for fake mustaches, wigs, and prosthetic creature makeup to best capture life's precious moments.
Fried ice cream pushcart vendor Lucy Tropic, who usually sells her wares in front of the missile silo between launches, said she was gunning for a physical location in one of the mall's storefronts.
Other businesses will come and go.
but I'll outlast them all, she predicted.
Do you hear me, Orange Julius?
We both know you're not as healthy as you claim.
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