Chelsea Handler

No, always. Yeah, I mean, diarrhea. You know what I mean? Like, you know, remember when you... Like, I used to do Leno before. I was, like, a correspondent on Leno. I mean, I would, like, literally... I'm not even... I don't pray, and I would pray. I'd be like, just please let me do well. Let me do well. I'd be on my knees in the dressing room, like, can everyone get out really quick?

No, always. Yeah, I mean, diarrhea. You know what I mean? Like, you know, remember when you... Like, I used to do Leno before. I was, like, a correspondent on Leno. I mean, I would, like, literally... I'm not even... I don't pray, and I would pray. I'd be like, just please let me do well. Let me do well. I'd be on my knees in the dressing room, like, can everyone get out really quick?

Because I don't want anyone to see me praying also. So I would get down on my knees and be like, please, please, please, let's... I mean, I did that up until probably, I don't know, 10 years ago, 5 years ago, until I finally... I'm solid in my footing enough to know I'm going to do a good job. When you do something for so long, you understand what the mechanics are.

Because I don't want anyone to see me praying also. So I would get down on my knees and be like, please, please, please, let's... I mean, I did that up until probably, I don't know, 10 years ago, 5 years ago, until I finally... I'm solid in my footing enough to know I'm going to do a good job. When you do something for so long, you understand what the mechanics are.

Because I don't want anyone to see me praying also. So I would get down on my knees and be like, please, please, please, let's... I mean, I did that up until probably, I don't know, 10 years ago, 5 years ago, until I finally... I'm solid in my footing enough to know I'm going to do a good job. When you do something for so long, you understand what the mechanics are.

And even if it's a shitty situation, if you have a right attitude, it's going to be good.

And even if it's a shitty situation, if you have a right attitude, it's going to be good.

And even if it's a shitty situation, if you have a right attitude, it's going to be good.

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's funny you say that. I don't really remember that. I had such a team of people around me. Those were the people. You're not coming to me saying, can I come on your show? That wasn't really a thing. It was more about the bookers probably were dealing with that. And other comedians would go to the bookers. But nobody really bothered me with that. This person wants to come on.

Yeah, it's funny you say that. I don't really remember that. I had such a team of people around me. Those were the people. You're not coming to me saying, can I come on your show? That wasn't really a thing. It was more about the bookers probably were dealing with that. And other comedians would go to the bookers. But nobody really bothered me with that. This person wants to come on.

Yeah, it's funny you say that. I don't really remember that. I had such a team of people around me. Those were the people. You're not coming to me saying, can I come on your show? That wasn't really a thing. It was more about the bookers probably were dealing with that. And other comedians would go to the bookers. But nobody really bothered me with that. This person wants to come on.

Can you do me a favor? It wasn't like that. I probably didn't give off the air that that would be that welcome. Yeah. You know, like, I didn't want to deal with that shit. I was dealing with enough shit. There was enough fucking people. We were like a big fraternity party. All we did was play practical jokes on each other all day.

Can you do me a favor? It wasn't like that. I probably didn't give off the air that that would be that welcome. Yeah. You know, like, I didn't want to deal with that shit. I was dealing with enough shit. There was enough fucking people. We were like a big fraternity party. All we did was play practical jokes on each other all day.

Can you do me a favor? It wasn't like that. I probably didn't give off the air that that would be that welcome. Yeah. You know, like, I didn't want to deal with that shit. I was dealing with enough shit. There was enough fucking people. We were like a big fraternity party. All we did was play practical jokes on each other all day.

It was one of the most unprofessional environments I've ever been a part of, and I fucking loved it, you know? So anything that would slightly annoy me at that time, I had very little tolerance for, so nobody would be jockeying with me because I hated that. Like, when I'd put up my stand-up dates...

It was one of the most unprofessional environments I've ever been a part of, and I fucking loved it, you know? So anything that would slightly annoy me at that time, I had very little tolerance for, so nobody would be jockeying with me because I hated that. Like, when I'd put up my stand-up dates...

It was one of the most unprofessional environments I've ever been a part of, and I fucking loved it, you know? So anything that would slightly annoy me at that time, I had very little tolerance for, so nobody would be jockeying with me because I hated that. Like, when I'd put up my stand-up dates...