Chelsea Handler

I'd be like, okay, I'm doing a tour for this book or whatever, and I'd put it up on the wall, and all the comics that worked on Chelsea Lately, the writers, would have first – they could decide if they wanted to open for me, and they'd sign up on the wall. Like, I'm doing Kansas City. I'm doing St. Louis.

I'd be like, okay, I'm doing a tour for this book or whatever, and I'd put it up on the wall, and all the comics that worked on Chelsea Lately, the writers, would have first – they could decide if they wanted to open for me, and they'd sign up on the wall. Like, I'm doing Kansas City. I'm doing St. Louis.

I'd be like, okay, I'm doing a tour for this book or whatever, and I'd put it up on the wall, and all the comics that worked on Chelsea Lately, the writers, would have first – they could decide if they wanted to open for me, and they'd sign up on the wall. Like, I'm doing Kansas City. I'm doing St. Louis.

And when that happened and they would go at it and jockey for that, like I would – I had no – I don't like that. Right. I don't like competitiveness. I don't like when people are like, no, I want to do this. So, like, I think everyone knew not to fuck around with that. I don't like when people are acting like that. Gamesmanship, you know?

And when that happened and they would go at it and jockey for that, like I would – I had no – I don't like that. Right. I don't like competitiveness. I don't like when people are like, no, I want to do this. So, like, I think everyone knew not to fuck around with that. I don't like when people are acting like that. Gamesmanship, you know?

And when that happened and they would go at it and jockey for that, like I would – I had no – I don't like that. Right. I don't like competitiveness. I don't like when people are like, no, I want to do this. So, like, I think everyone knew not to fuck around with that. I don't like when people are acting like that. Gamesmanship, you know?

And I also ignore it easily. Like, that's not of an interest of mine. So, yeah. But people would come on. If they didn't do well, they'd get a second chance maybe. Sometimes they'd bomb really badly and then, you know, there's nothing you can do. And people were really nervous. And there's nothing I can do about that either, you know. Like you're either going to sink or swim.

And I also ignore it easily. Like, that's not of an interest of mine. So, yeah. But people would come on. If they didn't do well, they'd get a second chance maybe. Sometimes they'd bomb really badly and then, you know, there's nothing you can do. And people were really nervous. And there's nothing I can do about that either, you know. Like you're either going to sink or swim.

And I also ignore it easily. Like, that's not of an interest of mine. So, yeah. But people would come on. If they didn't do well, they'd get a second chance maybe. Sometimes they'd bomb really badly and then, you know, there's nothing you can do. And people were really nervous. And there's nothing I can do about that either, you know. Like you're either going to sink or swim.

So you have to kind of, when you're in that situation and you're running a show and it's your name on it, you kind of just have to understand. Some people, if you felt bad for every single person who didn't do well, you're not succeeding either.

So you have to kind of, when you're in that situation and you're running a show and it's your name on it, you kind of just have to understand. Some people, if you felt bad for every single person who didn't do well, you're not succeeding either.

So you have to kind of, when you're in that situation and you're running a show and it's your name on it, you kind of just have to understand. Some people, if you felt bad for every single person who didn't do well, you're not succeeding either.

I was born as a woman.

I was born as a woman.

I was born as a woman.

When I was born, I was pissed. I was pissed and I was a woman. And I felt like I was trapped in a little baby's body that was chubby and being tossed around like some sort of party favor. And I wanted to be a businesswoman. I realized right away that my family was not going to cut it.

When I was born, I was pissed. I was pissed and I was a woman. And I felt like I was trapped in a little baby's body that was chubby and being tossed around like some sort of party favor. And I wanted to be a businesswoman. I realized right away that my family was not going to cut it.

When I was born, I was pissed. I was pissed and I was a woman. And I felt like I was trapped in a little baby's body that was chubby and being tossed around like some sort of party favor. And I wanted to be a businesswoman. I realized right away that my family was not going to cut it.

Incompetent. Too many people already. There were like five other kids. I'm like, where are these fucking kids coming from?

Incompetent. Too many people already. There were like five other kids. I'm like, where are these fucking kids coming from?