Chelsea Handler

And I was like, okay, it's time. I had gone to two semesters at community college. I'm like, that's enough. This is not a good use of anyone's time. Like this is a waste of money. I don't care about this. I'm going to – I want to go to California. Okay.

And I was like, okay, it's time. I had gone to two semesters at community college. I'm like, that's enough. This is not a good use of anyone's time. Like this is a waste of money. I don't care about this. I'm going to – I want to go to California. Okay.

And I was like, okay, it's time. I had gone to two semesters at community college. I'm like, that's enough. This is not a good use of anyone's time. Like this is a waste of money. I don't care about this. I'm going to – I want to go to California. Okay.

So my brother Glenn called me and said, I met a guy at a bar last night, and he's going to drive with you across country since you're 19 and you're alone. And my dad had given me one of his used Audi Quattros. And he said, you shouldn't be driving alone, right? And I was like, okay, that sounds reasonable. So I picked up this guy. He was like 26 or 27 years old. He was the same size I was.

So my brother Glenn called me and said, I met a guy at a bar last night, and he's going to drive with you across country since you're 19 and you're alone. And my dad had given me one of his used Audi Quattros. And he said, you shouldn't be driving alone, right? And I was like, okay, that sounds reasonable. So I picked up this guy. He was like 26 or 27 years old. He was the same size I was.

So my brother Glenn called me and said, I met a guy at a bar last night, and he's going to drive with you across country since you're 19 and you're alone. And my dad had given me one of his used Audi Quattros. And he said, you shouldn't be driving alone, right? And I was like, okay, that sounds reasonable. So I picked up this guy. He was like 26 or 27 years old. He was the same size I was.

And he said, do you want to go to Harlem? I want to pick up a bunch of cocaine. Yeah.

And he said, do you want to go to Harlem? I want to pick up a bunch of cocaine. Yeah.

And he said, do you want to go to Harlem? I want to pick up a bunch of cocaine. Yeah.

I'm like, Harlem sounds fun, eh? Like, I was never allowed to go to Harlem growing up. You know, I'd go in the city. I'd go to, like, clubs and the limelight. I never went to Harlem. That was supposed to be really dangerous. But, of course, I wanted to go to Harlem. So I was like, okay. I wasn't really into cocaine at the time. I've definitely dabbled in cocaine.

I'm like, Harlem sounds fun, eh? Like, I was never allowed to go to Harlem growing up. You know, I'd go in the city. I'd go to, like, clubs and the limelight. I never went to Harlem. That was supposed to be really dangerous. But, of course, I wanted to go to Harlem. So I was like, okay. I wasn't really into cocaine at the time. I've definitely dabbled in cocaine.

I'm like, Harlem sounds fun, eh? Like, I was never allowed to go to Harlem growing up. You know, I'd go in the city. I'd go to, like, clubs and the limelight. I never went to Harlem. That was supposed to be really dangerous. But, of course, I wanted to go to Harlem. So I was like, okay. I wasn't really into cocaine at the time. I've definitely dabbled in cocaine.

But at that time in my life, I was too young. I didn't really... So I go to Harlem. I drop this guy off from outside some crack house, right? I'm sitting there. This is my first night driving across country. Pit stop in Harlem. He comes out with a bag of cocaine that I've only seen in movies. The amount of cocaine was something you saw in Scarface.

But at that time in my life, I was too young. I didn't really... So I go to Harlem. I drop this guy off from outside some crack house, right? I'm sitting there. This is my first night driving across country. Pit stop in Harlem. He comes out with a bag of cocaine that I've only seen in movies. The amount of cocaine was something you saw in Scarface.

But at that time in my life, I was too young. I didn't really... So I go to Harlem. I drop this guy off from outside some crack house, right? I'm sitting there. This is my first night driving across country. Pit stop in Harlem. He comes out with a bag of cocaine that I've only seen in movies. The amount of cocaine was something you saw in Scarface.

Yeah. Exactly. And I'm like, oh, my God. And then he just starts doing the cocaine while we're driving and we're driving through Maryland. You know, there's three highways you can take across country. We were, I think, taking the 66. So that's the lowest, the most southerly route. So we're driving along and this guy's doing lots of cocaine off of his keys.

Yeah. Exactly. And I'm like, oh, my God. And then he just starts doing the cocaine while we're driving and we're driving through Maryland. You know, there's three highways you can take across country. We were, I think, taking the 66. So that's the lowest, the most southerly route. So we're driving along and this guy's doing lots of cocaine off of his keys.

Yeah. Exactly. And I'm like, oh, my God. And then he just starts doing the cocaine while we're driving and we're driving through Maryland. You know, there's three highways you can take across country. We were, I think, taking the 66. So that's the lowest, the most southerly route. So we're driving along and this guy's doing lots of cocaine off of his keys.

No, I'm driving and he's in the passenger seat. And, you know, keep in mind the amount of cocaine. I was like, oh, this doesn't seem right.

No, I'm driving and he's in the passenger seat. And, you know, keep in mind the amount of cocaine. I was like, oh, this doesn't seem right.