Chelsea Handler

No, I'm driving and he's in the passenger seat. And, you know, keep in mind the amount of cocaine. I was like, oh, this doesn't seem right.

No, no, no, nothing like that. Nothing like that. I actually suspected he was gay. He wasn't, he wasn't, it wasn't about that. We, he starts talking and doesn't stop talking. And I, and we're five hours into this three day road trip. And I'm like, this guy is a fucking mess. And then we're in Maryland and we're driving through, I think, D.C.

No, no, no, nothing like that. Nothing like that. I actually suspected he was gay. He wasn't, he wasn't, it wasn't about that. We, he starts talking and doesn't stop talking. And I, and we're five hours into this three day road trip. And I'm like, this guy is a fucking mess. And then we're in Maryland and we're driving through, I think, D.C.

No, no, no, nothing like that. Nothing like that. I actually suspected he was gay. He wasn't, he wasn't, it wasn't about that. We, he starts talking and doesn't stop talking. And I, and we're five hours into this three day road trip. And I'm like, this guy is a fucking mess. And then we're in Maryland and we're driving through, I think, D.C.

And there was all this construction and we get to Maryland. And I was like, you know what? We're going to go to like a Howard Johnson. Let's get a room. I was broke. He was broke. I said, let's just get a room. We'll get a room with two beds. We get in the room. He's got maps, like multiple maps. This was before navigation and all that shit, right? It was like the year before all of that came out.

And there was all this construction and we get to Maryland. And I was like, you know what? We're going to go to like a Howard Johnson. Let's get a room. I was broke. He was broke. I said, let's just get a room. We'll get a room with two beds. We get in the room. He's got maps, like multiple maps. This was before navigation and all that shit, right? It was like the year before all of that came out.

And there was all this construction and we get to Maryland. And I was like, you know what? We're going to go to like a Howard Johnson. Let's get a room. I was broke. He was broke. I said, let's just get a room. We'll get a room with two beds. We get in the room. He's got maps, like multiple maps. This was before navigation and all that shit, right? It was like the year before all of that came out.

Yeah, so there's maps. But more than one map. It's like, how many maps do you need to follow one highway across the country?

Yeah, so there's maps. But more than one map. It's like, how many maps do you need to follow one highway across the country?

Yeah, so there's maps. But more than one map. It's like, how many maps do you need to follow one highway across the country?

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

Oh my God, welcome. Thank you for having me at Asshole Island, on Asshole Island. I love assholes and I love islands.

Oh my God, welcome. Thank you for having me at Asshole Island, on Asshole Island. I love assholes and I love islands.

Oh my God, welcome. Thank you for having me at Asshole Island, on Asshole Island. I love assholes and I love islands.

See, I said- How many maps?

See, I said- How many maps?

See, I said- How many maps?

And then I was like, and he was like pointing out national parks that we could go to. He's like, we could go here. And I was like, hey, listen, Miracle Ear, we're not fucking on vacation. I'm trying to get to California to become a celebrity. I don't have time for your fucking Yellowstone National Park. We're not going there. Like, we're not retiring. This is not our, we're not a couple.