Chelsea Handler

And then I was like, and he was like pointing out national parks that we could go to. He's like, we could go here. And I was like, hey, listen, Miracle Ear, we're not fucking on vacation. I'm trying to get to California to become a celebrity. I don't have time for your fucking Yellowstone National Park. We're not going there. Like, we're not retiring. This is not our, we're not a couple.

And then I was like, and he was like pointing out national parks that we could go to. He's like, we could go here. And I was like, hey, listen, Miracle Ear, we're not fucking on vacation. I'm trying to get to California to become a celebrity. I don't have time for your fucking Yellowstone National Park. We're not going there. Like, we're not retiring. This is not our, we're not a couple.

And then I was like, and he was like pointing out national parks that we could go to. He's like, we could go here. And I was like, hey, listen, Miracle Ear, we're not fucking on vacation. I'm trying to get to California to become a celebrity. I don't have time for your fucking Yellowstone National Park. We're not going there. Like, we're not retiring. This is not our, we're not a couple.

Toxic positivity is a real thing. I hear you.

Toxic positivity is a real thing. I hear you.

Toxic positivity is a real thing. I hear you.

Oh, God. I mean, a lot of men, you know, flip flip flops for sure. People talking to me. I'm not even talking to me, but people talking to each other on planes that I find annoying when people try to get to know each other. I find people at airports. with no sense of urgency annoying when they're at the airport and they're just looking around or they have a water bottle going through TSA.

Oh, God. I mean, a lot of men, you know, flip flip flops for sure. People talking to me. I'm not even talking to me, but people talking to each other on planes that I find annoying when people try to get to know each other. I find people at airports. with no sense of urgency annoying when they're at the airport and they're just looking around or they have a water bottle going through TSA.

Oh, God. I mean, a lot of men, you know, flip flip flops for sure. People talking to me. I'm not even talking to me, but people talking to each other on planes that I find annoying when people try to get to know each other. I find people at airports. with no sense of urgency annoying when they're at the airport and they're just looking around or they have a water bottle going through TSA.

He had been doing Coke all night. He looked like Gary Busey. He was going on and on. And I was like, okay. I said, hold on a second. His bag was still in the car because he didn't even bring it in beside because he wasn't going to sleep. I said, hold on. I'll be right back. I went to the parking lot.

He had been doing Coke all night. He looked like Gary Busey. He was going on and on. And I was like, okay. I said, hold on a second. His bag was still in the car because he didn't even bring it in beside because he wasn't going to sleep. I said, hold on. I'll be right back. I went to the parking lot.

He had been doing Coke all night. He looked like Gary Busey. He was going on and on. And I was like, okay. I said, hold on a second. His bag was still in the car because he didn't even bring it in beside because he wasn't going to sleep. I said, hold on. I'll be right back. I went to the parking lot.

I took his suitcase out of my car, put it down in the parking lot and got in the car and drove away and drove across country by myself and left him in Maryland. And the next thing I heard was that he had to take a taxi from Maryland to New Jersey and

I took his suitcase out of my car, put it down in the parking lot and got in the car and drove away and drove across country by myself and left him in Maryland. And the next thing I heard was that he had to take a taxi from Maryland to New Jersey and

I took his suitcase out of my car, put it down in the parking lot and got in the car and drove away and drove across country by myself and left him in Maryland. And the next thing I heard was that he had to take a taxi from Maryland to New Jersey and

It's like, was the last flight before 9-11? How can you possibly think in this day and age that a full jug of water is acceptable to go through TSA? You haven't gotten that memo? What else do I find annoying? People who are really rude to service people. I've had it with that. And I will say something to a stranger. I've actually get off on that.

It's like, was the last flight before 9-11? How can you possibly think in this day and age that a full jug of water is acceptable to go through TSA? You haven't gotten that memo? What else do I find annoying? People who are really rude to service people. I've had it with that. And I will say something to a stranger. I've actually get off on that.

It's like, was the last flight before 9-11? How can you possibly think in this day and age that a full jug of water is acceptable to go through TSA? You haven't gotten that memo? What else do I find annoying? People who are really rude to service people. I've had it with that. And I will say something to a stranger. I've actually get off on that.

for five hours and um and then of course i called my brother to thank him for his great judgment and for being such an overprotective brother yeah you had to set somebody up with somebody like that that's all geeked out dude i would have been fucking eat my own teeth man yeah so it's really annoying to be around someone who's on cocaine when you're not on cocaine yeah

for five hours and um and then of course i called my brother to thank him for his great judgment and for being such an overprotective brother yeah you had to set somebody up with somebody like that that's all geeked out dude i would have been fucking eat my own teeth man yeah so it's really annoying to be around someone who's on cocaine when you're not on cocaine yeah