Chelsea Handler

for five hours and um and then of course i called my brother to thank him for his great judgment and for being such an overprotective brother yeah you had to set somebody up with somebody like that that's all geeked out dude i would have been fucking eat my own teeth man yeah so it's really annoying to be around someone who's on cocaine when you're not on cocaine yeah

And then in Amarillo, Texas, I got pulled over by a state trooper who had a German shepherd with him, one of those drug dogs. And the dog went absolutely batshit as soon as he came close to my trunk. So the dog was jumping around, fucking going crazy. And I'm like, oh, my God, I've got residue. I've got coke in this car.

And then in Amarillo, Texas, I got pulled over by a state trooper who had a German shepherd with him, one of those drug dogs. And the dog went absolutely batshit as soon as he came close to my trunk. So the dog was jumping around, fucking going crazy. And I'm like, oh, my God, I've got residue. I've got coke in this car.

And then in Amarillo, Texas, I got pulled over by a state trooper who had a German shepherd with him, one of those drug dogs. And the dog went absolutely batshit as soon as he came close to my trunk. So the dog was jumping around, fucking going crazy. And I'm like, oh, my God, I've got residue. I've got coke in this car.

So like if you're around me in a restaurant or on a plane and you're rude, then you're going to hear about it from me. And that's always an unwelcome, you know, exchange for that person. I've had it with Donald Trump and Elon Musk, obviously. I had it with them before they even really took office. I mean, there's not much I haven't had it with.

So like if you're around me in a restaurant or on a plane and you're rude, then you're going to hear about it from me. And that's always an unwelcome, you know, exchange for that person. I've had it with Donald Trump and Elon Musk, obviously. I had it with them before they even really took office. I mean, there's not much I haven't had it with.

So like if you're around me in a restaurant or on a plane and you're rude, then you're going to hear about it from me. And that's always an unwelcome, you know, exchange for that person. I've had it with Donald Trump and Elon Musk, obviously. I had it with them before they even really took office. I mean, there's not much I haven't had it with.

I'm sure I'm going to go to fucking Texas State Prison because of this wombat that I just dropped off in Maryland. So luckily I didn't get arrested. They didn't find any cocaine, but it was very suspicious. Like I'm sitting there on the freeway and trucks are whizzing past me. And I'm like, and the cops like stand 20 feet away from the car. And he's got one of those big state trooper hats on.

I'm sure I'm going to go to fucking Texas State Prison because of this wombat that I just dropped off in Maryland. So luckily I didn't get arrested. They didn't find any cocaine, but it was very suspicious. Like I'm sitting there on the freeway and trucks are whizzing past me. And I'm like, and the cops like stand 20 feet away from the car. And he's got one of those big state trooper hats on.

I'm sure I'm going to go to fucking Texas State Prison because of this wombat that I just dropped off in Maryland. So luckily I didn't get arrested. They didn't find any cocaine, but it was very suspicious. Like I'm sitting there on the freeway and trucks are whizzing past me. And I'm like, and the cops like stand 20 feet away from the car. And he's got one of those big state trooper hats on.

Oh, yeah. I've had some of my worst exchanges in the world, in my life, at dog parks. My new book is out. I talk about that in my new book, about rescuing my most recent dog. His name is Doug. He's a black chow-chow. He's so sexually charged. I mean, not with me, but I just find him so attractive and debonair. Right.

Oh, yeah. I've had some of my worst exchanges in the world, in my life, at dog parks. My new book is out. I talk about that in my new book, about rescuing my most recent dog. His name is Doug. He's a black chow-chow. He's so sexually charged. I mean, not with me, but I just find him so attractive and debonair. Right.

Oh, yeah. I've had some of my worst exchanges in the world, in my life, at dog parks. My new book is out. I talk about that in my new book, about rescuing my most recent dog. His name is Doug. He's a black chow-chow. He's so sexually charged. I mean, not with me, but I just find him so attractive and debonair. Right.

So that was a big shit show. But it was a great example of knowing to get rid of dead weight. You know what I mean? Like I was like, I'm going to California. You are not going to bring me down. Get out of my car and get out of my life. Yeah.

So that was a big shit show. But it was a great example of knowing to get rid of dead weight. You know what I mean? Like I was like, I'm going to California. You are not going to bring me down. Get out of my car and get out of my life. Yeah.

So that was a big shit show. But it was a great example of knowing to get rid of dead weight. You know what I mean? Like I was like, I'm going to California. You are not going to bring me down. Get out of my car and get out of my life. Yeah.

You were a taxi driver?

You were a taxi driver?

You were a taxi driver?

For him, this guy went off on me. And then once he realized who I was, he doubled down and was like, I think the last thing he said to me was, you're a whore, Chelsea Hamlin. And it was 10 a.m. on like a Friday morning at a dog park in Brentwood.