Chelsea Turano
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67,903 appearances
131 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 3d ago
Chelsea Turano’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh shit.
Okay, so this homie shits frequently and he's and for that he's lucky.
So I think he had like a chorizo burrito.
He called me and he's like, I don't think I'm gonna make it to the bathroom
it.
And he as he's pulling into the garage, he's like, I shit my pants.
Can you meet me in the basement with some towels?
Fresh pair of boxers and shorts.
Let me tell you, the feeling of shitting your pants
Real and when you're sober about it.
Yeah.
Like my dogs when they shit their pants, it's running down the backside and you're like, Oh gosh, this is so embarrassing.
And that's just my dogs.
But there are times when I get really close.
You know how you said, Oh, I've never had a wedgie before in my life.
And I'm like, I never shit my p oh yes,
my bed to my bathroom I've pissed my pants?
have pissed my pants
yeah.
Forget about sneezing.
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