Honestly Smartless
Episodes
Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a pho...
Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemi...
Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothi...
Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week d...
The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
09 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of...
First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
06 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the ...
Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along...
Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up he...
Manosphere Dicks and Icks
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let&apos...
474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets.Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests...
The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He&a...
Ellen and Edibles
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with yo...
Salmon Jizz
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties! C...
Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.Send us a textSupport the showShare ...
Milk Mansion vs Bop House
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.Send us a text...
Booty, Botox, and Beckhams
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on?Send ...
Am I an Autistic Barbie?
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home.Send us a textSupport...
Game Night Gaslighting
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, an...
Pay Pigs
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with ...
2025 Recap
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with y...
Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports, and Taylor Swift is really onto something.Send us a textSupport the...
SNL Sell Out
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex traffickin...
We Invented "No Contact"
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!!Send us a t...
Holiday Hangover
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties! Con...
Chanting and ChatGPT
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Wash...
Dating a Douchebag
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If your date complains about not owning a castle, he might be a douchebag. Plus, car troubles, pickleball content house, Hair by Chrissy and Bills Maf...
Does your dog have Autism?
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Charity galas, Autistic dogs, tradwife life, and an arm wrestling challenge.00:00 Baking bread 10102:25 Gala gals05:28 Ben Franklin fan club07:44 Lind...
Benjamin Franklin Fan Club
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot03:2...
Hoarding Husbands
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.Bits and Clips00:00 F*** you brad02:21 ...
Tall Guy Shenanigans
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Il...
Baby Buttholes
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging ...
Taylor Swift Needs our Help
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Tay...
Recycling is a Scam
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining ab...
#PowerOfBesties
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.Clips and Bits02:38 John...
Crack Pipes and Charlie Kirk
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional i...
Joe Burrow Loves Fossils
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen c...
Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain ...
Manifesting a Free Taint
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two he...
Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during ...
Move Over Katie Feeney
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and l...
Soft Throuple
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contrapti...
Hunting Wives
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.00:00 Shotguns and Lio...
Kiss Cam Cheaters
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need mo...
BBL Butt Rot
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call02:32 Besties Share Las...
MAGA with Camel Toes
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:5...
Pickleball Porn
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appe...
Depression Core
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we...
Lesbian Lovers
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on ...
The Art of Being Hot
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone ...
Hot Autism Summer
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese...
Ozempic Confessions
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with anothe...
Great American Sperm Race
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity. 00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees...
Promising Young Women Love Smut
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young W...
Betting on the Pope
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick&ap...
Blow Me Away
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, ...
Where do Old Waitresses go to Die?
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is being a Walmart greeter in Chelsea's future? And we chat about the bizarre Canadian Stork Derby competition, $40 socks, spoon theory and Katy ...
Who Hired the Devil?
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes your coworkers suck, and we have solutions of how to handle handle them.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties! ...
Strap-Ons & Sad Boys
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Canadian goose, lonely boys, rating Hinge profiles, and how do you choose a smut book. Plus, Lululemon haul and at-home chemical peels - what could go...
How to tell your partner they are fat
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you tip toe around it or just give it to them straight? Tell us what how you would tell your partner they are looking a little tubby.Send us a text...
Affairs & Friendship Fails
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Double dutching dogs, blurry boundaries, and 5 things you need from Target. Plus, do you have 5 friends that you actually like?Send us a textSupport t...
Leave Remy Alone
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Let Remy live her life! Plus, how to to trick yourself into a eating a salad and dealing with hating your body. Send us a textSupport the showShare t...
Morgan Wallen had a Bad Hair Day
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Morgan Wallen really stomp off? Lindsay had an unsuccessful cat rescue, Chelsea is going pro in pickleball soon, and WTF is up with incest on Whit...
Bad Girlzzz
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker, doing rich kid sh*t, and we came up with our own bad girlzzz nicknames.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode...
Big Balls in Tight Jeans
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pickleball season is in full swing, cellulite happens to everyone, we need therapy advice and to learn how to eat smaller portions. Send us a textSup...
Ugly Spring Shoes
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Why are we giving up on shoes this season? And shopping is more fun when you are feeling your best - even if the fashion is hideous. Send us a text...
Doggy Style to Dating Style
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
New undies, terrorism is funny, animal sounds across the world, and a dating update.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties...
5 Must-have Self-Care Products for 2025
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Russian beauty routines, scalp care, and taking lessons from Meghan Markle (Sussex).Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties...
Addicted to Abusive Relationships
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea can't seem to quit comedy, Lindsay has friendship amnesia, and we just want to feel special.Send us a textSupport the showShare this epis...
[Advice from Besties] Can you sleep with 1,000 men a day?
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie Blue set a high body count to beat, and we all just want to be Alix Earle. Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties!...
Boob Jobs & Broken Condoms
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did Lindsay get fake boobs and get knocked up? Chelsea is getting hotter, and it's just expensive to be us. So please support this show, thanks. ...
[Advice from Besties] Spontaneous or Reliable?
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you a bad texter but a good friend? Would you rather have a spontaneous friend or reliable friend? Would you rather give great advice or give grea...
Baby Girl & Daddy
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We support Ducky the Yorkie, give Meghan Markle a break, and we are taking inspiration from "365 Days" and writing our own smut book.Send us...
[Advice from Besties] Sex or Vacation?
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another game of "Would you rather...?" Plus, navigating long distance relationships and friendships. Send us a textSupport the showShare th...
Fake Butts and Flirting
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Freedom to buy a new butt and the flirting and eye f*cking masterclass is now in session.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your be...
[Advice from Besties] Eating Up the Attention
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you be married and still have friends of the opposite gender? And Bianca Censori has our attention, so let's appreciate her hot body.Send us ...
So C*nt
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Boys are ruining our friends, we are on a mission to get hired at Barstool, and what is up with using the word c*nt??Send us a textSupport the showSha...
[Advice from Besties] Trumping Eating Disorders
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How can we tell if your values have been compromised? And Lindsay gives an update on her eating, or lack thereof.Send us a textSupport the showShare t...
Touched by Justin Timberlake
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea has a new English fan, Lindsay fulfilled her childhood dream, and we are on a mission to get hired at Barstool.00:00 Cuddly Critters05:54 Inst...
REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Butt Stuff
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Advice about butt stuff and Valentine's Day.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartlessh...
Good Girls Guide to Adult Films with Vic Lagina
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What goes on BTS at an adult film shoot? Do these actors need therapy? What makes for a great film? And so many more questions about the adult film in...
[Advice from Besties] Wild World of Makeup Artists with Olivia
23 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A dog that was squished, overconsumption of makeup and Chapstick, and blowouts are BS.Send us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besti...
Makeup Faceoff with Olivia
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amateur (Dr. Lindsay) vs Pro (Olivia) in a makeup faceoff to see who can make Chelsea look like the Caramel Instagram filter, while sharing hilarious ...
Raunchy Rap & Relationship Skills
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What kind of bedroom skills do you need in order to write a raunchy rap about it?Plus, ins and outs for 2025.Send us a textSupport the showShare this ...
Flirting, Fame, and Jimmy Carter
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay have a pop culture catch up about Nikki Glaser, Kieran Culkin, Jimmy Carter, Jerry Springer, and all of the Kardashians. And n...
Navigating New Years Resolutions
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay are wondering, what is the point of New Years resolutions? And another fun round of, "Would You Rather."Send us a te...
New Year, New Us
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay discuss their holiday experiences, AI puppies, the Kardashians, It Ends with Us, Blake Lively, Paige and Craig, and why male f...
REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Pretty Friends Only
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
REPLAY: How many dates does it take to put you into the friend zone? And should you only have pretty friends, or does that make you a terrible and ins...
Bringing our own cups with Elissa Bassist
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay welcome to the show, Elissa Bassist to discuss her should-be-award-winning-book, "Hysterical", and the imp...
Are you really best friends if you're not willing to sleep with someone to get them a job??
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We will sleep with someone for a job, maybe? And there is a mating crisis, and we question our self-worth and societal standards.Send us a textSupport...
14 years of sobriety down the drain and 2024 year end recap
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Honesty Smartless, Chelsea and Lindsay engage in a light-hearted conversation that covers a range of topics from their cozy critter...
[Advice from Besties] Why Are People OBSESSED With This Dating Power Move?
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are giving BJs a power move? And we can't get enough of the conspiracy theories around Luigi Mangione and JonBenet Ramsey.Send us a textSupport t...
Holding Space for 2025
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does holding space even mean? We finally started making goals for 2025, and on the list is being less of a loser.Send us a textThree Spirit Elixi...
[Advice from Besties] Fake Girlfriend
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How much would you charge to be a fake girlfriend? And would you rather have hoofs for hands or candy cane legs? And more nonsense, like "What is...
Hacks and Scams
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Being honest about the scams of beauty trends, supplements, and the pressure of having holiday plans. And sharing hacks of having food poisoning, how ...
[Advice from Bestie] FMK: Santa Claus Edition
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A twisted game of 'F*ck, Marry, Kill' with iconic Christmas characters & we share our favorite holiday movies.Send us a textSupport the ...
Cockblocking Chelsea's Christmas
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Being honestly smartless about our love for giraffes, just realizing that Glen Powell is pretty hot, and Lindsay is trying to help Chelsea make better...
[Advice from Besties] Male Yoga Teachers
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Male yoga teachers - ick or ok? Do you think football players are throwing the games to win bets? Finally, what's the deal with advent calendars?...
Boyz & Brunch
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We love a good rebrand! Introducing, "Honestly Smartless", because we are just two dumb girls.We are putting up Christmas decor, perfume fo...
[Advice from Besties] Public Humiliation & Brianna Chickenfry
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have to talk about Zach Bryan and Brianna Chicken Fry, including the public humiliation stemming from a breakup and the implications of such action...
Friends, Depression and Men
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay chat about the ups and downs of friendship, loneliness, and the complexities of new relationships.Seasonal changes and how it ...