Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
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What is the origin story of Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard?
You're
staying up thin. She throws it up. I
know. I don't want to do that.
I eat all day. So I don't know what to tell you. I starve myself. I have a really good healthy
eating
disorder.
One donut a
day that I throw up. What's that? You guys. That is a friendship. Awesome. hello hello and welcome this week's episode of honestly smart list i'm chelsea
toronto and i'm dr lindsey and welcome each week we're just two dumb girls chit-chatting away sometimes we're smart always hilarious this
week
we'd like to
we have very special guests
dimples with a
beard dimples
with the beard
Yeah, you're the sideshow.
Oh man,
there
it is.
Why don't you guys go ahead and introduce yourself to our audience because I know some of our listeners listen to you guys.
No, they don't. We actually have a lot of
crossover. Yeah, we share audiences.
That's awesome.
And that's why we reached out to you because what a perfect collab.
Right. No doubt. It does seem like it's going to work. So, yep. So I'm dimples in the dimples part.
And I am and the beard. I'm all of them. Just the
sideshow, though.
Okay.
You know, you don't not know how long I'm going to have to live with you saying that, that I am the sideshow from here. This is now
going
to be. Yeah.
And I can't thank you both enough.
See, now you have a new running joke to go with. You
can
think of us often, and you're welcome.
I will blame you every time.
You're welcome. Okay, why don't we start with, you guys have been doing this for five years, I believe.
Yeah.
How did you get started?
I think like a lot of people got started with the podcast game back then. Pandemic baby. You know, when the pandemic hit, we were each other's bubble. And it started with like steak and whiskey on a Friday night and slowly evolved into the podcast. So
I broke the rules and went to his house or he came to my house during that time. Yeah. And we would often get up in the morning, hung over and go, why didn't we record what we were talking about last night? And where are our pants? Yeah. That's the second podcast we're going to
start. Where are our pants? Dude, I can't find my pants.
It sounds
like you two have had the same conversation.
No, we didn't, but it was funny coming out of your mouth.
Yeah. No, ours
was
a little bit more wholesome, and we were out for ice cream, sitting on a ledge, and I said, hey.
Oh, don't get me
started.
Anyway, getting back to you guys. Is that
true, or were you, like, done with the pillow fight and then said, let's...
Oh, my God. You guys are kind of... Wait, you're not comedians. You only interview comedians? Is that
right? No, we are not comedians.
No, you're
not. 100%
not. so dumb although we do have one skit where we do do a pillow fight but it's for people like anyway uh yeah no she lindsey
yeah we've seen the only fans
do you not interact with a lot of ladies no do you oh boy um lindsey uh i'm caught off guard Okay,
if this doesn't go well, it's going to turn to
OF. Have you seen my page? No. Okay.
Did you get a new subscriber last night?
I did.
Hello.
Hello. Hello. Wait, what were you going to say? Oh, I was just saying how we started our podcast. Yeah, Lindsay had actually, shocker, asked two other people. And then she finally came to her senses and realized she had someone right there all along. That's right. The whole time. 100%. I was like... God damn it. Anyway, getting back to you guys. So what is the content? You're like, oh, we were funny last night. Let's do this more often. So tell me more.
Yes, we were, and we knew it was just cracking each other up because we were drunk is what it started with. And then we had the luck of... So we said, fuck it, let's try it, right?
And we
started doing it. We started it with just audio only and decided... that after about two episodes, we're out of stories and we needed to do something. So I invited my children on, which was a great start.
What? Your children? Yep.
They were our first guests. Really? Yeah. Well, one of
them. Yeah. Yeah. That's like down in the archives. Those aren't even
available for public viewing anymore. Don't go look for those. No, it is. And we did one with them on, both of my two daughters on, just to kind of go through it.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the origin story of Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard?
0:00–9:04
2
How did Dimples and The Beard launch their podcast during the pandemic?
9:04–22:35
3
What marketing tactics and guest‑booking challenges have they encountered?
22:35–36:37
4
How do they approach interviewing comedians and handling comedy roasts?
36:37–51:12
5
What happened during the Bobby Lee front‑row make‑out story?
51:12–1:02:34
6
Why did their penis‑pump ad read lead to losing a sponsor?
1:02:34–1:15:10
7
Why do they claim Wisconsin values make the podcast special?
1:15:10–1:18:43