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[Advice from Your Besties] Space is Stupid

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What are some unconventional hot jobs? Is it sexism to promote female-owned products? Would you rather live underwater or live in space?Send us a text...

Quarterly Remodel

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay went to Costa Rica (where the monkeys are for this week'S Cozy Critter Corner) and Chelsea isn't having the time of her life but she...

[Advice from Your Besties] Pretty Friend Zone

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How many dates does it take to put you into the friend zone? And should you only have pretty friends, or does that make you a terrible and insecure pe...

IUD & Plan B

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Yapping about:Chelsea got caught wearing house slippers in the wild Lindsay is on a hair journey and it is not easy when Chelsea gatekeeps her secret...

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're treating you to a replay of one of our most popular Besties episode from July... does eating ass boost your immune system?Connect...

[REPLAY] Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're throwing it back to episode 139 from way back in May! Let's talk about Kelly Ripa, lament how much it sucks shopping for clo...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Men Are Good Listeners

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's a skill you thought you would have mastered by now, but you have not? What is something boys do that we don't understand? What is som...

Besties & Black Magic

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There are fake animals in Chinese zoos, and Chelsea and Lindsay love Pete the beagle. They dive into the intricacies of relationships, discussing a fr...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We're Perfect

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is the sluttiest item of clothing a man can wear? Would you date a sperm donor? And if you had a mascot, what would it be?Connect with Honestlyth...

Sex Club Anniversary

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay took out a row of hair extensions and Chelsea is in a new era of skincare! Lindsay also introduces the current Cute Animal of t...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's in Your Trash?

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is something that everyone loves that you just don't understand? And what does your trash say about you?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodc...

Dick Pics Gone Wrong

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea went on a date this week! But we're still worried about our friend who's new boyfriend is isolating her and turning her into a prepp...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Super Sarcastic

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Can you say something like wow, good job, or well done without being sarcastic? And would you rather marry a guy who is rich, buys you a ton of fancy ...

Women Are Idiots

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay talk about questionable decisions women make in relationships, particularly under the influence of a 'new...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Three Ways to Avoid Dating a Narcissist

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's a good three-prong approach to decide who to date? And how can you weed out the narcissists?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG:...

Bill Gates Gives Up On The Internet

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea says Lindsay is cheating by hiking and golfing with her husband and they candidly discuss their favorite documentaries, including one about Bi...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drugs with Lena Goodway

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's the craziest sex experience you've had? And do you have a favorite drug?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlysh...

Closeted Trumper Eats My Pu$$y with Lena Goodway

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Secret Trump supporter Lena Goodway joins the podcast to share her views and answer hard-hitting questions. Which is more important to you: the Consti...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Belly Button Fetish

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Should Chelsea and Lindsay have on a hardcore Trump supporting guest? How can someone with an outie belly button overcome self consciousness in order ...

Short Skirts and Tall Boots

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea loves the rainy weather this week! Lindsay hates it, but she's excited for the start of NFL season and Tom Brady’s new role as a commen...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kinks

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you heard of the O method of manifestation? And what's your favorite position?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlysho...

Threeways & Throuples

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Chelsea and Lindsay discuss a variety talk sex. That's threesomes, throuples, and kinks. They explore the complex dynamics of a mature...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Tibi Style

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you heard of the Tibi styling method? And do you think cancel culture is fading out?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlysh...

Give Us Money

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay welcome listeners back and dive into Chelsea's recent trip to Colombia for a wedding, where she navigated adventures and ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is It Underconsumption or Am I Just Poor? with Taylor Ferguson

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay are still with guest Taylor Ferguson! So, what are your thoughts on the underconsumption trend?Connect with Taylorfunctionfirstchi...

It Ends with Us with Taylor Ferguson

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay welcome special guest, Taylor Ferguson, a chiropractor based in Denver. The trio discusses Taylor’s background in...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: 50 First Dates with Cody Tucker

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Guest Cody Tucker joins again to answer an important listener question: Is it taking advantage of someone if you start a relationship with them during...

Hot Hermit Summer with Cody Tucker

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chelsea and and Dr. Lindsay welcome Cody Tucker from the Cody Tucker Show. They talk history, pop culture, the US education system, and adul...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kicking Out Your Roommate

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, you did a friend a favor and let her stay with you for a few weeks between places. Only... it's been over month and she's been denied fr...

Throuples

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay dive in on the Olympics and get excited for fantasy football. Lindsay shares her vacation experiences, including weird Gen Z fashi...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's Your Nickname?

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you heard botox is out and plasma is in? What would you do as your street performance side hustle? If you had to eat a food really fast (for cash...

We're in A Mood

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay talk diet pills as a response to repetitive donut breakfasts, Chelsea's (still!) broken air conditioner, and mo...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We Wrote a P0rn

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What are the best ways to fuck with your husband? Which is worse racism or misogyny? And If you had to star in a porn, what would the theme be?Connect...

Cow’s Milk Sociopaths

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay catch up on Chelsea's recent comedy show and discuss the boring and unoriginal jokes men tell. They also talk about Taylor Sw...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cult Following

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you started a cult, what would it be called and what would you be doing? What do you do when hooking up with a friend makes things awkward?Connect ...

Butter Boards

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea They dive into gross Instagram trends like butter boards and share Lindsay's croissant baking success. Plus, Lindsa...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Falling for the Scam

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's a scam that you recently fell for? If you were to be in a competitive eating contest, what food would you be eating? And if you've se...

White Privilege Holiday

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Chelsea and Lindsay discuss their experiences celebrating the 4th of July. Chelsea shares her excitement about being invited to a lak...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The White Toenail Polish Theory

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Have you heard of the white toenail polish theory? Could you ever rawdog a flight? What do you think of these self-care industry products and services...

Pay The F*cking Cheerleaders

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Boy band reunions, reality TV shows, sports, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and Chelsea's frustrations with her mother's behavior. Chelsea ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rat Face or Frog Face?

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is independence in a relationship? If you have a boyfriend, are you looking through his phone? And have you you heard of the rat and the frog the...

Armie Hammer Can Eat Us

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

DUIs, cannibalism, and dicks! This is now an Armie Hammer fan show. Plus, hear some of Chelsea's latest standup comedy material.Connect with Hone...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cinematic Icks

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What would you do with $250,000? And what's something that looks hot in the movies but is actually disgusting in real life?Connect with Honestlyt...

Childfree and Loving It

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay are childfree by choice. This week they dive into why and lament living in such a pro-natalist place. What do you think when you h...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So... does eating ass boost your immune system?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlyshowTikTok: @thehonestlyshowChelsea's I...

Hot Rodent Boyfriend

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you into hot rodent men? Plus, Chelsea's roommate is throwing sod over the balcony and Lindsay is going to suffocate herself taping her mouth...

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Our Biggest Insecurities

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's Advice from Your Besties REPLAY, Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about insecurity, projecting, and being the black sheep...

[REPLAY] What is Love? Please Don't Hurt Me

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week features a replay of one of Chelsea and Lindsay's most popular episodes to date, a Valentine's Day special all about love. How do ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Summer Trends

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you down with these summer trends? Mesh ballet flatsSneakers (and if yes, which ones?Trouser shorts?Layered skirts and ruffles?The color butter y...

Doing 30 Days in Jail

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, Chelsea's mom is coming to town... But on the bright side Lindsay made croissants and the turned out edible, and Chelsea DIDN'T get carj...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Mom’s Thong

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What are your thoughts on the return of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? How long until your boss patrols (and controls) everything you do on ...

Roasting the Wh*res

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea had an amazing time at a wedding with her roommate and Lindsay didn't let her family pressure her into scuba diving. Then, what's up...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Poor Man’s Ozempic

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why do we shake our hair dryers when we dry our hair? And if you had to start a beauty side hustle, would you administer botox or put in hair extensio...

Swimsuit Szn

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay had enough food in her house to make tacos, and Chelsea can't handle being around negative people anymore. Positive attitudes attract pos...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Party Favors

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How much stuff is it appropriate to ask a guest to bring to your party? (Hint: not an entire grocery haul...)Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.c...

Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of the Honestly Podcast, Lindsay and Chelsea dig in on topics like Kelly Ripa, joint checking accounts, and more. Chelsea shares her e...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Are You a Good F*ck?

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So... How do you know if you're a good f*ck? Chelsea and Lindsay explore the signs in different scenarios, from one-night stands and fuck buddies...

Baby Reindeer

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hi, happy rebrand! Welcome to the Honestly Podcast. It's the same content you know and love... just with a new name.  This week, Chelsea thinks ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Humping Hypnosis

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If you had an end of life party, how would you celebrate it? Do you ever watch YouTube hypnosis? And...have you noticed how hot some of those videos a...

Running Is a Lot Like Meth

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay bonds with coworkers over her totally-not-an-eating-disorder situation and Chelsea is using yoga to con...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sneaky Peek

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, what counts as cheating? Corresponding secretly with someone… Meeting with someone without the knowledge of a partner… Complaining about your ...

Minibar Vibrator

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay lost all her eyelashes because of the eclipse but her lash girl saved the day...and Chelsea thought she didn't have a so fired moment thi...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Conjoined Twin Sex

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How do conjoined twins have sex? We have so many questions... And, what restaurant was fancy and celebratory to you as a kids, but sucks now?Connect w...

Too Pretty to Be Funny

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why do people stand so close when you're trying to park? And why does it suck so mucg to wake up hungry? Plus, Chelsea's debut performance a...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck Your Kids with Johnnie Mayes

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Guest Johnnie Mayes joins again to answer big questions like... What are your triggers? And what about friendship icks? We don't want to hear abo...

Daytime Shenanigans with Johnnie Mayes

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today So Fired welcomes a special guest, Johnnie Mayes. For this week's So Fired Moments: Lindsay had a skin glow up, Johnnie's weight loss ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Good is Pegging, Actually?

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do you do about creeps in the DMS? If you had to make the choice, would you be the dom or the sub? Do you use the same toys on other people? Is i...

Divorce Rings

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's So Fired Moments, Chelsea's trauma related to gold-digging whore jokes is so old that no one thinks it's funny anymore,...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Spring Breakers

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What would you give away as your free audience gift on your world tour? What are your spring break essentials? How about your one article of clothing?...

Nipples?

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In terms of issues, Chelsea's hair is too high maintenance and Lindsay's passport troubles are getting in the way of her vacation.  For So ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: My Mom Stole My Boyfriend

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you in on the Noah and Tish Cyrus dating debacle? (Hint: Noah dated and older guy for a while and now Tish is married to him!) And if you were goi...

Body Positivity is Dead

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So Fired Moments: Lindsay went to pilates even though she was sleepy and ended up getting to spend quality time with Chelsea and try the new Starbucks...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck You Money

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's going on with Kate Middleton? What are you turn ons according to your zodiac sign? Plus, what would you do if you had an insane amount of ...

The Perks of Being a Lesbian

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay's business lease has finally ended and she's getting cardio curious, and Chelsea started running with a new friend. As far as issues...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: I Want More Sex

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When you and a friend get pregnant from one night stands around the same time and she marries her rich hookup but you get screwed over as a single mom...

Is Love Blind?

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay got carb-curious and ate pizza in public…but it didn’t settle well and Chelsea went skiing and made...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Buy Me Shit

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You thought you pulled out all the stops for Valentine's Day but your girlfriend was disappointed... did you not do enough? (Hint: you didn'...

Travis Kelce is a Walking Red Flag

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So Fired Moment: Lindsay screwed up her direct deposit... but Austin paid for what she needs. And Chelsea didn't care that her roommate was out f...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Take ‘Em for Everything They’re Worth

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Should the birthday girl ever pay for her own dinner? If excused cheating to marry for money, is it wrong to leave him when he goes broke—and keeps ...

Valentine’s Day: Yay or Nay?

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So, how are we feeling going into Valentine's Day? Lindsay and Chelsea hit issues like hair extensions, not knowing your ex didn't renew you...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cheating 101

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do you do when you want to throw a surprise party for your husband but someone else is already planning one? Is it wrong to tell a slow eater to ...

Pookie is Looking Fire

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's issues, Lindsay's purse got stolen, Chelsea is learning her limits in standup and beyond, and Lindsay wants an office that&a...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The Good Men Don’t Want You

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea cover dating with some extra insight from the male perspective. What important to guys? What's wrong with Chelsea? ...

How to Have a Healthy Sex Life

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea dive in on health, wealth, happiness, and stupid healthcare. For So Fired Moments, skiing attempts turned chill hangs an...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just the Tip

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How do you convince your rich husband to tip at restaurants without starting a fight? What do you do when a guy you ghosted becomes your coworker... a...

Sex with Fishes

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today Chelsea and Lindsay talk about salmon sperm and loud budgeting. Lindsay roped Chelsea into auditioning to walk in Denver Fashion Week...and it w...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: BDSM?

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Would you get a prenup? How can you convince your husband to try BDSM? And how do you tell a friend she kind of stinks?Connect with So Firedsofiredpod...

Ins and Outs for 2024

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let's talk new beginnings! And how to know if your best friend is really your best friend... We have a new sponsor, Chelsea managed to do some fa...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Surrogate

11 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When your ex asks you to be his surrogate so the baby doesn't ruin his new girl's body, how do you put him down gently so you can preserve t...

Saltburn and Epstein Island

08 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hi. It’s been a while. Well, not for you because we recorded some episodes ahead of time, but Lindsay and Chelsea have a lot to catch up on. Lindsay...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You're an Idiot

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Advice that might not be worth taking, but is definitely worth listening to. How do you handle your brother's habit of relentlessly flirting with...

Butt Plugs

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mystics are invading Lindsay's privacy. Chelsea hates herself sometimes. They talk goals for the New Year, like making more money off the podcast...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Cuckholding Me

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Big questions today, besties. How do you get rid of a crush, especially when it's on your hot personal trainer? Is it messed up to skip a wedding...

2024 Trends

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay predict what they think 2024 will look like in trends. As far as issues, everyone's designer purses are fake, so there's...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Free Bleeding

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you have to hang out with your partner all the time even if you're an introvert? How do you convince someone living with you to put a shirt on...

What a Shitty Year

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the So Fired 2023 year-end recap. What are your goals for next year? What was your biggest time waster this year? Biggest fun times? Hear a...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Goblin Mode Activated

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay bring you more advice. How many dates should you go on before you sleep with them? How do you make a marriage work after infidelit...

Will Your Relationship Last?

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay question the longevity of their relationship. Lindsay turns a shit week into quality time with her husband and Chelsea does things...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dumped At the Airport

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea try to give you advice, but they're not responsible for your choices because of this podcast. This week they answer some big ...

Vibrators on the Beach

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea finally tell you what's been going on. Plus, Matt Rife, the problem with edibles, and the perils of using a vibrator at the b...