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[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Butt Stuff

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Remember this one? In this throwback, Lindsay and Chelsea talk Valentine's Day, expectations, and butt stuff.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comI...

Our Imperfect Success with Nicole Baker Holleman (AKA Life Coach Baker)

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea share their interview on the Imperfect Success Podcast with Life Coach Baker. They dive into their journeys from perfect...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cum in his Pants

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We'll Thanksgiving debrief later...onto the important questions. Is it normal for a guy to cum in his pants while holding a girl's hand? Wha...

Erections for Anti-Aging

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thanksgiving! We hate this holiday. Food, family, all of the above. So instead of getting into all that, this week we're talking about the ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Open The Relationship

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea answer some deep relationship questions today. Do friends still talk on the phone just to talk anymore? Is it okay to feel like yo...

Sexiest Man Alive, Apparently

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay dive in on mistakes men make in bed. (Hint: your girl wants at least 20 minutes of foreplay!) Plus, hear what they think of People...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Don’t F*ck with Chelsea

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea do their best to answer your questions. How do you tell your boyfriend sending you nudes won't cheer you up when you're ...

Nipping Out

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay talk issues like puppy fatphobia and dive into and interesting conversation about Kim Kardashian's latest design. Climate cha...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Many Times do You Have S*x a Day?

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions! Well, one question, really. How long should sex last? That depends on how many times a day you're havi...

Leave Britney Alone!

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay discuss job interviews, thin poop bags, messed up makeup, and Chelsea's standup comedy pursuits. Plus, all about Britney&apos...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Asking Stupid Questions

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea tackle tough questions this week. What do you do when the guy you like moves to Antarctica? Should you be honest with a casual par...

Blind Items with Shannon McNamara of FluentlyForward

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk all things pop culture with FluentlyForward creator Shannon McNamara. Has Taylor Swift dated women? What is going o...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Make Her Dump Him

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is it dramatic to ask your job to replace your shoes after they get ruined by toilet water at work? Would you invite people you don't like to a p...

Would You Rather

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea talk best compliments, 20 years of pumpkin spice lattes, trauma and comedy, and play a fun game of would you rather. Would you rat...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Childless and Still Broke

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is following bro-y Instagram accounts red flag in man? (Or more importantly, why are you checking?) Do you wash your hair every day? If you're ch...

Our New Bestie Tyler Benderr The Almond Mom

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea sit down with comedy influencer Tyler Benderr to talk fame, tips for growing on social media, and more.Connect with Tyler:TikTok: ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Snatch the Snickerdoodle

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How do you stand up for yourself and be assertive without being a total bitch? What do you do when your fiancee is determined to make you squirt but h...

Manipulation or Marketing?

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay's car is finally back! Who the hell actually uses a pea-sized amount of shampoo? And, introducing So Fired's latest venture: Enlight...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Making Great Choices

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Would you show your partner a shady text you sent? If you lose your engagement ring, should you ask for another one? How can you force yourself to wor...

The Roman Empire is Crumbling

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea talk issues like like spoons and taking comedians at face value. But more importantly, what's going on with the Roman Empire?...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Botched Boob Jobs

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How do you explain why you don't want to have sex on a family vacation? How do you limit the presence (and influence) of an annoying, cocky guy i...

Drew's Dissonance

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Chelsea and Lindsay tackle issues like cleaning your ears without a q-tip, going to the doctor, and sexual harassment at work. Plus, what i...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Pump and Dump (Him)

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this advice episode, Chelsea and Lindsay answer hard-hitting questions. Would you get rid of a pet to move in with a significant other? Would you b...

Uneducated Women

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk about issues from product packaging to free bleeding to how they need to start reading the dictionary. Then, they d...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Hot Takes

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea share their hot takes. Is the personal development industry empty and meaningless? Should more women participate in beauty pageant...

We Are F*cked

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea share their so fired moments and issues, from no more enlightenment to getting naked in the locker room to the stupid names we giv...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Stay A Virgin

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions. Is it gross to share private texts after a breakup? At 29, should you just find someone to take your V card...

I Suck. At Dating: The 10 Dating Commandments

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So, Chelsea isn't great at dating. To solve this, she and Lindsay have come up with 10 dating commandments, and they have the self-help and datin...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Have More Sex

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about good pick up lines. Then, they dive into a deep discussion on how to spice up your sex life. Is cheati...

Cinnamon Spice Vibrator

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Chelsea and Lindsay for a cheeky chat as they catch up. Lindsay's husband doesn't want to hang out with her, but she's making the ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dog Walking 101

17 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea dig into questions across the board. What are they manifesting right now? Would it be worse to die by fire or drowning? And how do...

How to Grow Some Balls

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Chelsea ditches a date over a dealbreaker (hint: it's fashion related) and Lindsay finds joy in getting rides from family and friends....

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's are Lindsay and Chelsea's icks for each other? If you farted in yoga, would you stay or leave? If losing your virginity story was an ...

Four Agreements

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In episode 100, Lindsay and Chelsea dive into the four agreements. They also cover Chelsea's recent backpacking trip and Chelsea's mom'...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Bury The Dead Body Besties

03 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What kind of friend are you?  How do you get over a friend breakup? And how do you avoid and deal with work out injuries?Connect with So Firedsofired...

Eating Disorders & Edibles

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay finally releases her 7-Day Sampler nutrition and fitness plan and Chelsea prepares for her backpacking trip.If you struggle with disordered ea...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Suck It, Grandma

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay discuss the type their embarrassed to be attracted to and whether or not a guy is dateable based on a very specific list of pros a...

We Got Threads

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Threads. Just your stream of consciousness--all the random thoughts occurring to you. Lindsay and Chelsea share more about Chelsea's backpacking ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Please Don't Date Rape Me

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is celebrating monthly anniversaries in your relationship cure or childish? Is it weird to ask to see your date's ID to make sure they're le...

I'm Gonna be on Wheel of Fortune

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How do you want to be seen? Lindsay and Chelsea follow the threads of what their inner children needed and how it affects the kind of attention they c...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drunk Dialing

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Should tell someone they need botox? And what's wrong with drinking alone?Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @c...

Epic Weekend

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay had a fun weekend... but Chelsea's was epic. Hear about the panic of buying snacks, healed childhood wounds, and more.Connect with So Fir...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Lighten the Load

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea answer questions about dating, nudes, and ignoring the fact that everything is so shit lately.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comI...

No Means Yes

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When you feel like saying no, say yes. This episode is all about continuing on despite the weight we carry on our shoulders.Connect with So Firedsofir...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Condoms & Coworkers

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions about finding guys that don't follow Instagram models and what to do when your boyfriend almost cheats but d...

Stop Looking at Me

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea talk online voyeurism and cover the news of the summer: the lost submersible and the men who died inside it trying to see The Tita...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just The Tip

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about divvying up AirBnB rooms, kicking out your stepdaughter, and whether or not you should let your bestie...

7 Deadly Sins

19 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea tackle the seven deadly sins. How do they embody each one, and which is their worst?Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofire...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nipping Out

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about working with someone who ghosted you, NYC style trends, and more.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG...

Now What?

12 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When do you do when shit hits the fan? Tune in for this unfortunate update to Lindsay Tells All. Plus, Chelsea tries to start drama to no avail.Connec...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Calling In Fat

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about canceling plans because you feel fat, when an age gap is too big, how to weather the storms life throw...

I Don't Like It

05 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

CAUTION! SUCCESSION SPOILERS!This week, Lindsay and Chelsea talk about everything they don't like.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofired...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Smoking Weeds

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay go all in on social media, what's better than sex, and showing up to a date high.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofi...

Not So Funny Anymore

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea are done laughing.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG: @dr.l...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Baby Batter

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay get into the nitty gritty.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's I...

I'm Entitled

22 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay talk entitlement and bad relationships.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lin...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Am I Funny?

18 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea answer a question that sounds suspiciously like Chelsea's situation, how to talk to people, and more.Connect with So Firedsof...

Lindsay Tells All

15 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it's Lindsay's turn to reveal her secrets.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Being So Needy

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions from needy girlfriends.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Li...

Who Chooses Your Choices?

08 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay talk about rights being taken away in America and how all of our decisions, from drag to Instagram, are being made for us.Connect ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How to Get Married 4 Times

04 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea talk getting out of every kind of rut you can think of and get real about resentment. Plus, what's up with weddings now? Con...

You Are a Badass

01 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay share So Fired moments and issues, then recap an event they attended in Boulder. What do you do when you outgrow the philosophies ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is Monogamy For Me?

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Lindsay and Chelsea answer big questions about sex, monogamy, and more.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG:...

Confessions from Chelsea: Drugs are Bad

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea has a confession to make.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsa...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dick in a Box

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about friendship and guilty pleasures. Plus, they get real: do women really like having your dick in their f...

Let's Talk About Sex

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Chelsea and Lindsay talk sex and the transactional nature of relationships.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What Makes a Guy Hot?

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay dive into what they look for in a guy, how well they're doing on 30 goals to reach before age 30. Plus, they get real about t...

I’m Thinking About Jumping

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Lindsay and Chelsea talk about holding back when you're thinking of jumping in. Plus, plenty of issues!Connect with So Firedsofiredpod...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Josie Grossie Finds Love

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this advice episode, Lindsay and Chelsea answer questions about skin care, makeup, and Chelsea's dating life.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.c...

Help, I'm Stuck!

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk about getting un-stuck.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lind...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dating Dumpster Fire Update

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hear all about Chelsea's dating life in this very special advice episode.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @ch...

Not Enough and Too Much All at the Same Time

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay talked douchey dudes last week, and this week they dive in on boundaries and douchey ladies.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG:...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: To Ghost or Not to Ghost, That is the Question

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about cocky vs humble, and when it's okay to ghost.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodCh...

Douchey Dudes & Things We Like

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chelsea and Lindsay talk about what drives them crazy about dudes and introduce a new segment about things they like.Connect with So Firedso...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: From Our T*ts to Yours

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about breaking up with your hair, nail, or lash girl and whether or not boob jobs are still in.Co...

Quarterly Life Crisis Averted

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay reflect on the year so far.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's ...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Where do You Get a Third?

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this advice episode, Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about what the used to think was cool, jealous vs crazy, and finding a third for a t...

What The Fuck Do You Say?

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is a heavier episode, Lindsay and Chelsea contemplate what to saw in hard times.Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussion of gun violence from...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nobody’s Problem, Somebody’s Bitch

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions about sex, hating your best friend's SO, and if they'd rather be in jail or a coma.Connect w...

Shut Up Grandma

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chelsea and Lindsay have a long So Fired Moment before diving into shitty advice from the older generation.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.c...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Magic Pills

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions about boyfriend air, crying, and the two magic pills they'd take if they could.Connect with So Firedsofiredp...

The Art of Pivoting with Lindsey Schwartz

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea sit down with one of their favorite people: Lindsey Schwartz of Powerhouse Women! They dive in on pivoting, from knowing...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Butt Stuff

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this advice episode, Lindsay and Chelsea talk Valentine's Day, expectations, and butt stuff.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpod...

What Is Love? Please Don’t Hurt Me

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chelsea and Lindsay talk love and Valentine's Day. How do you know you're surrounding yourself with the right people? And what&apo...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Our Biggest Insecurities

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's Advice from Your Besties, Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about insecurity, projecting, and being the black sheep of the...

We're Delusional and Everything is Fine

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay talk so fired moments, Chelsea's issues of the week, and why being delusional is actually awesome.What are you going to be de...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Send Me Your Nudes

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about meeting your significant other's family and friends, being in love with two people, and...

Is Three A Crowd In Your Friendships?

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk about how self development feels never-ending. Tune in for pop culture updates on Kylie's baby, Fyre Fest 2.0,...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: All The Questions

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this week's bonus episode, Lindsay and Chelsea answer more questions than ever!Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea'...

Accept Yourself As You Are

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Lindsay and Chelsea ditch the New Years grind to accept Chelsea's new idea: accepting yourself as you in this moment. Plus, hear the p...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sex, Distance, & Bad Dates

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about sexy time, dating with distance, leaving a bad date, and more.Connect with So Firedsofiredpo...

Back To Basics

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Chelsea and Lindsay go back to basics and chat about what's on their minds this week.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sof...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rapid Fire Questions

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions quickly in this rapid-fire episode.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_...

Who Do You Show Up For?

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk New Years resolutions, recap their New Years experience, and try to figure out who they're showing up for.Conn...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sext Time, Serotonin, & New Years

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about boosting serotonin, New Years in New York, and spicing up boring sexy time.Get 10% So Fired Merch ↓↓...

Christmas Chaos

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay and Chelsea recap their Christmases and wish you all a Happy New Year!Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @ch...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: TV Recs & Podcasting Advice

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this advice episode, Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about what to watch. Plus, guidance and tips for new podcasters!Connect with So Fire...

The Search

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Lindsay and Chelsea recap their recent watches and begin the search for Chelsea's dream dance partner. Tyler, if you're out there...

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Holidays & The Podcast Process

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk about their podcast process, their favorite holidays, and more.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodCh...

Christmases Past and Future

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas from So Fired! This week, Chelsea and Lindsay catch up and imagine what their lives would be like if they'd done things different...