Chloe Petts
speaker
496 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 29 May
Chloe Petts’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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In this situation, I'm suddenly a lot more pro-Welsh independence.
And if we could build a big wall between us and you as high as the sky, I would be appreciative.
I really hate creepy crawlies.
You love what I said, I stand by it.
I feel at least partly responsible for this because religious zealots often blame the queer community for baiting God into sending plagues.
So I think I might have accidentally missed one of the meetings and they sent...
the mosquitos i would have stopped them if i could um but i do actually i feel okay about it because i have an australian girlfriend so um every time we kiss i'm sort of microdosing malaria and i feel incredibly safe because i have seen her go at a huntsman with a flip-flop and i'm gonna say quite an erotic experience um i've just realized you're talking about a spider when you said a huntsman um
Yeah, lesbians like to go for them as well.
Kiri Pritchard-McLean genuinely once sent me a 17-minute voice note.
That is 60% of a news quiz.
And was it brilliant?
It was one of the best voice notes I've ever received in my life.
I actually have a pitch of a better way that we can unite the country.
So I think one of the things that unites us as British people, like every single one of us loves this, is when you hold a door open for someone and they walk through and they don't say thank you and then you go, you're welcome!
So I think one of the big things at the moment that people are concerned about is illegal immigration.
So I think the way that we can solve this is we all go down to the coast, we see a small boat, we let it past us, and then we go, you're welcome!
And then everyone will sort of be able to get all of their aggression out and let these people fleeing the unknown terrors of their home countries to just live in peace.
Chloe?
I think that the neon should be worn by seagulls because I believe that seagulls are our greatest national feature.
When you travel around the rest of the world, they are tiny and insignificant, whereas ours are massive and majestic.
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