Chris Berlin

No.

All right.

Do I just go?

I don't have to... You guys, how you doing?

You guys, everybody from Austin?

We got foreigners here?

What do we got?

guy on the plane doesn't even follow comedy he's like this is the place to be then I get here the odds are like 8 million to 1 to be on here I'm from a small town man I've never seen so many homeless people sign up for a comedy show they don't even fit they're like falling out of the front doors over there what do we got here tonight we got how many single people we got we got a couple how many married people alright one group has hope that's cool

You guys, you ever see underwear in your trash skip work and file for divorce?

My family left it down by the road.

The neighbors are walking their dog calling 911 about the bodies buried next door, you know?

They're posting pics on Facebook like hashtag graves next door.

Hashtag milk carton kids.

Mystery solved.

Hashtag time to move.

Yeah, well, Erie, PA, there's not much.

Quality control, food industry.

I'm checking grape juice.

I used to work with salt, all kinds of stuff.

You like black people?