#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode or what? Well, then here we go. Two of my favorite comedians in the world, ladies and gentlemen. One is, of course, a legendary regular on this show. The other is truly one of the greatest guests in this show's history. He is an absolute superstar. Make some noise for both of them, everyone. It is Tyler Fisher and Cam Patterson, everybody. Oh, yeah, a whole episode. The very funny Tyler Fisher, the great Cam Patterson. We're back, baby. They are on tour, TylerFisher.com, CamPatterson.com. They've got websites. They're on the road doing gigs, selling out everywhere they go. Hi, Cam. What's up? I got a website now, nigga. You got a website. I love it. And it is. It's campatterson.com.
You were able to secure it. Hell yeah. You went your first couple years with no website. Well, they tried to charge me for it. They tried to charge me $2,000 for it. And we called them to a nice little dark room. And we got the website out of them. So it's good. Every room is a dark room when you and your people are in it. Tyler Fisher. You know exactly what it means. This guy doing the Deion Sanders podcast in his spare time. I never get an invite for that. Tyler Fisher, what the hell's up, my man? I'm sorry, this is gonna be rough. I just landed, I took a Delta flight here and I'm still just getting reacquainted. You're upside down. Yeah, it's all upside down now. We're going to have some fun tonight. 279 human beings signed up for this opportunity.
Their names are in this fucking bucket. Anything can happen. You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That's their 60 seconds, and they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bears. I let this public defender in the front row pick the first name tonight. We're going to go wrangle that person. And, well, they get brought over from the bar across the street where we store all these comedians that are hoping and waiting that a human with a headset will walk over and say their name and whatever, a sign, a fucking number, however they do this thing. We have one of the greatest comedians that we've ever known that is part of the show. I don't know if he's – I guess he's a golden ticket winner.
I don't really know. He's just like one of those outlier legends. Ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed Cam's uncle. America's favorite uncle. This is the one and only. Here to get it started with a brand new minute. This is David Jolly.
How y'all doing tonight, white people in Puerto Rico? Hell yeah. Y'all down with the president? Yeah, yeah. Trump the realest nigga to ever do it.
On the last day of his presidency last time, he freed Kodak Black and Lil Wayne.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–9:22
2
How do Tyler and Cam introduce themselves?
9:22–11:39
3
What challenges do comedians face on stage?
11:39–19:35
4
What insights do the guests share about their experiences?
19:35–55:34
5
What humorous observations are made about upstate New York?
55:34–56:08
6
How does the conversation shift to the comedian's experiences?
56:08–56:48
7
What insights are shared about stand-up comedy and personal challenges?
56:48–58:05
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on life and comedy?
58:05–1:55:38