Chris Berlin
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I thought Austin was the place.
No, but that's one of my jokes.
I was going to do it, but I ran out of time.
That's the start of the joke.
You guys on eHarmony, Match.com, or Tinder?
One in four people has a profile, none of them here.
You know what I like about the dating ads?
I like when women are honest, you know?
When they're like, if you're married with kids and here to cheat, keep in mind, I'm a leper.
That's a chick I want to hang out with.
She's spunky, you know?
Did you just use the word spunky, nigga?
Wait, was that your impression of a black guy?
That's my about to get an ass kicked as a white guy.
To be honest, it was like hiking.
That didn't really go anywhere.