Chris Cella
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267 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Chris Cella’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He's armed too. What?
Yeah, probably. Yeah. And so we're like my, so I'm like, all right, just keep driving. And he, for some reason, he like just does like a wild turn onto a very narrow residential street, crashes into an oncoming car. Oh, come on. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just like, you fucking idiot. Do you go to church? Yes. Good. Yes, I've gone to confession so many times.
Yeah, no, I should have died so many times over. You think? Like, yeah, I mean, the amount of, not just, you know, the stupid things that I was doing outside of my use, but I mean, the, like, if I was an addict in the age of fentanyl, where, like, fentanyl is laced in, I probably would have died.
Just because I stopped in 2016 when that was like when it started to really get – like when they started to put heroin into – or fentanyl into heroin and other drugs because – When Trump got elected and the Chinese decided to just like kill a huge part of our population. Yeah, flood our country with poison basically. Right. Yeah, I remember that.
No, no, no. You're fine. I'm just blowing my mind with this. You're fine. You're fine.
Head on, yeah, with some, you know, driver by. And so I jump out of the car, stash my drugs. Have you used the heroin yet? No, no.
Yeah. And but I like I stashed it. And this one like there was like because there was a bunch of people like they immediately started to like and my two friends take off, by the way. They just start running down the street.
Yeah. Yeah. And in South in South.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like sore thumbs, like a big, yeah. I mean, well, one of them was Hispanic, so maybe not so much, but the Scottish guy, yeah. And so we, so I jump out of the car, I stash my drugs, sit down on the curb and wait for the police. You know, because there's so many people there, so many witnesses. And, but again, no one knew that what had just transpired, all this, all, again,
Like it was just a car accident as far as they were concerned and as far as the police were concerned. And so – Yeah, my friends run, and the cops come. They show up. They're like, you know, hey, what are you doing out here? I was like, we were trying to find a friend's house. We got turned around. Insulted. Yeah, made up some bullshit stories. Just trying to find a friend's house.
And he's like, well, do you need to go to the hospital? And I'm like, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm fine. And he's like, okay, well, do you have a ride? I was like, yeah, I'm going to call somebody to pick me up. And he's like, okay. And so, you know, I wait for them to depart and go back into the little bush. Of course, grab my drugs. Can't forget that.
And then I ended up getting a ride from a buddy, another user. And I was like, hey, I'll give you some dope if you pick me up. Because I was very concerned that they were going to, like, I was like, I need to get out of Southgate. Fast. Yeah, like right away. Yeah. And so I was like, dude, just please come pick me up. I will make it worth your while. And so I get picked up.
Well, I was actually this nice lady. She was like, her house was like right next to where the accident took place. And so I was like, do you mind if I just like post up on your front step? Like, I was like, I'm... I just want to wait for my ride. And, you know, it's kind of, I'm kind of scared.
I'm in a dangerous neighborhood, you know, played like the little, you know, and she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, very kind. And so I just sit there and wait and I have like the drugs in my fist ready to like toss them at a moment's notice if I need to or whatever. And then I get picked up and that's that.
But what transpired after – because thankfully, they only knew me by CJ, like Chris Jr., my initials. That's what I went by, my nickname from like kindergarten through – Yeah, through high school. And then they knew I lived in South Orange County, but they didn't know anything else.
And so they would – so they switched up the way they did their – like the way they did the process of selling the dope where they would – now you had to – so you had to meet up, then follow them down like this empty street or an alley or something like that, then stand up against a chain link fence and get searched – And then you could get into the car and get your stuff.
And they would ask every single person, do you know CJ? Do you know CJ from South Orange County? Do you know where he lives? And yeah, so for a very long while, and you know, I was like so grateful when I saw that OC Register article, the fact that they had, and I saw that his picture in the, you know, his mugshot in the article, wild, and his name listed hot. I'm just not going to say it.
But, yeah, I mean, crazy stuff.
Well, one of them became a meth head. Yes, as you said. And it's ironic because when they got caught, they got caught at like a Starbucks. Cops picked them up and they immediately just spilled everything. They told them the whole story for no reason. And I know for a fact because my father represented him in the hit and run.
And the, the, the, I took the DA like until almost the end of the trial to figure out that I was also associated. And like, he's like, wait, your son was involved in this. And my dad was like trying so hard to thread the needle, you know, to not get me, not expose me to any potential criminality and also, you know, defend my friend and, uh,
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