Chris Cella

speaker
267 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard May 2025 last heard May 2025

Chris Cella’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

Trend

recordings per month · last 12 months
No recordings in the last 12 months.Older appearances are listed below; set an alert to hear about the next one.

Appearances

newest first · ▶ plays the moment
go buy drugs, but, um, cause he was not exactly, you know, a fun person to be around. Uh, and so I doing drugs, doing hair or doing it, shooting up heroin before school. And for some reason that day I decided to take my, uh, take all my drugs with me. I had a little like Ziploc packet with my syringe, my, uh, you know, my, uh, What I use to tie off, you know, you know, all my equipment.
So there are certain pharmacies that will, you know, if you say, you know, my grandmother's a diabetic or whatever that I think nowadays they just give them to you in a lot of places, especially like Northern California.
Yeah, 100%. It's disgusting. Gavin Newsom makes me sick. The money, like, you know, he talks about this multifaceted plan to attack the opioid epidemic. It's like, yeah, you've spent billions of dollars and it's only gotten worse.
Yes, absolutely. And so, I got, so I decided for some dumb reason to bring my drugs to school with me that day. And, yeah. And I also did something that I would never normally do. I told some random person that I'd never met that I was high on heroin. Like in class, like someone I'd sat next to the first time seemed like a cool person, cool guy. Like, yeah, I'm on heroin. Yeah.
And he's like, oh, really? And like, didn't seem like he was going to tell on me. And, uh, and so I'm in, I remember like two periods later, I'm in class and, uh, some administrator comes into the room and says, um, Chris Chella, can you come to the office? And, and I saw a cop behind her and I was like, oh, fuck.
And so I go down to the office and, um, she's like, yeah, um, we heard a rumor that you were doing drugs. And I'm like, who said that? She's like, well, I can't tell you. And I was like, well, it's not true. You know, deny, deny, deny, deny. But they're like, she's like, okay, well, you know, we're going to search you.
And I was like, I don't think you guys have the, I don't think you guys have the legal right to search me. And she's like, if we have probable cause and like, you know, the basically I, I allowed it. I wasn't sure if it was legal or not, but, um, I was hoping that, and, and so they searched me in pants, you know, belts, all that stuff. And she was about to turn away.
And then she says, wait, let me check your socks. Literally like last thing she did. And I was like, Oh fuck. And so of course got caught, got arrested. So you had the kid in your socks. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like high socks with it. Just like right here. And, um, So I get, you know, arrested or detained and my, you know, the cop releases me into my mom's custody. And my mom drives me home.
She says, you're, you're going to rehab. Like, you know, I don't want to hear anything about it. You're going to rehab. And I was like, okay.
Yes. Yes. And, and that's why she would, You know, at times, you know, when I was like, I was in terrible withdrawal and I was like, mom, I'm dying. Like, I need, like, please just give me like, you know, and, you know, she would occasionally give me a little bit of money just to, because she felt, because she knew, she knew.
And God bless her, you know, she just, I put so, I, you know, I rained down so much terror and chaos upon my parents that, They were just trying everything they could think of. And, you know, some things they did really well. Some things, obviously, you know, again, being a parent is hard. Especially a parent of a wild, psychotic drug addict.
And dealing with, you know, obviously, you know, my sister's issues as well. You know, just goodness. But as soon as my mom turned her back, I stole the $80 she had in cash out of her wallet and drove to L.A., And obviously – oh, so the gangbanger that – I left this out. The gangbanger that I was partying with, I really regret doing this because I consider him a friend.
But I was desperate at the time, and so I was like, all right, I'm going to rob him. So you're going to rob the gangbanger. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and so I, I, that doesn't seem like a good decision. No, no. Um, again, but you know, so desperate in, in agony and like, what else can I do? Um, so I got this like 220 pound, 225 pound Scottish kid and this big kid from the football team.
Um, and I'm like, yeah, we're just going to rob this little skinny Mexican guy. It's like, no problem. And they're like, all right, cool. And, um,
what as as we were getting up there wait wait like super dumb people then yes one of one of them one of them became a meth head he mocked me for being a heroin addict and like you know shunned me but then he became like a hardcore meth head and um uh but when i like so but you just go to them cold hey we're gonna rob some mexican kid yeah and i i failed to mention that he was you know
a gangbanger and, you know, had associations with the Mexican mafia. And, uh, and so I, I kind of let, I accidentally let that slip, um, on the ride up there and they're like, uh, we don't want to do this anymore. Yeah. And, and, and so like we get there and I'm like, you fucking pussies. And so I just, sorry, cursing. Um, so I just, uh, uh, get into the car myself and,
and commit it, commit the robbery. How do you rob him? So I sprayed him in the face with pepper spray and put something to his throat, said, don't move, and just reached into the, because I knew where he kept it, and just reached in and grabbed it. And, and then jumped out. My friend was in the driver's seat. And I was like, go. And he's driving like a maniac.
I'm like, dude, calm down, slow down, like, because very narrow streets in that area. It's like that. And so we're driving.
This was in like Southgate, like the same same area that, you know, I was going to pick up the stuff before.
I haven't had the opportunity. You haven't been back to Southgate? No. Yeah. If you're watching, I apologize, man. Would you like to say sorry? Yeah. No, I do regret it. But so, yeah. So my friend's driving down the street and I see him driving down the perpendicular street behind us. And I'm like, how the fuck is he driving? I just... Like unloaded a bunch of pepper spray in his face.
Showing 101–120 of 267 · page 6 of 14 ← Previous Next →