Chris Distefano

Listen, the thing is, I only ever leave the confines of New York City when I have to go work. Okay. If I don't have to work, I don't leave the confines of this great city. Yeah, I mean- And I very rarely like to leave the confines and the laws of this great nation. I don't leave it. What about old school-

Do it very teen. Astoria something, upscale, nice.

Do it very teen. Astoria something, upscale, nice.

Do it very teen. Astoria something, upscale, nice.

Astoria Boulevard? Astoria Manor.

Astoria Boulevard? Astoria Manor.

Astoria Boulevard? Astoria Manor.

Pat Finnegan's going to have a blue button-down shirt with a tie, and it's going to have the Mets logo stitched onto the pocket.

Pat Finnegan's going to have a blue button-down shirt with a tie, and it's going to have the Mets logo stitched onto the pocket.

Pat Finnegan's going to have a blue button-down shirt with a tie, and it's going to have the Mets logo stitched onto the pocket.

That's his good shirt.

That's his good shirt.

That's his good shirt.

Same spot as Derek Jeter. Ohika Castle.

Same spot as Derek Jeter. Ohika Castle.

Same spot as Derek Jeter. Ohika Castle.

Long Island Royalty, Ohika Castle, and I took an Uber in and out of that place, which most people didn't. Most people showed up in nice cars. I took a fucking Toyota Camry Uber.

Long Island Royalty, Ohika Castle, and I took an Uber in and out of that place, which most people didn't. Most people showed up in nice cars. I took a fucking Toyota Camry Uber.

Long Island Royalty, Ohika Castle, and I took an Uber in and out of that place, which most people didn't. Most people showed up in nice cars. I took a fucking Toyota Camry Uber.

Just kidding. When you got to take the money, I'm like, hey, hun, we're going to take the money away from the kids here for this fucking party of one day. One day party. Come on. You're not wrong. Smart. Let's invest in the house.