Chris Distefano
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Dude, that was me.
Like I was eating a lot, but that was drinking.
That was, I still drink a little bit, but that was like serious, like drink, drinking beers, like everyday beers with fucking Pat Finnegan at O'Neill's.
That was me.
That was me in Maspeth, Queens, just throwing back brews.
I love it.
And so, but Fat Joe, we're sitting in the green room one day before the show.
And I'm like, dude, like, you know, cause I was feeling fat and puffy.
I was like, what do you lose?
How do you lose all this weight?
He goes, yo man, you know what the secret is?
One thing, baby, all I had to do,
I still eat the way I eat, but now every single day I make sure I have a black cherry seltzer.
That was it?
And I said, what?
He was like, black cherry seltzers, baby.
That's the only thing that I change, man.
And he goes, Joey crack.
He goes, and I changed my whole life.
Black cherry seltzers.