Chris Distefano

So if the kid's at home, I mean, you should go to the doctor. But the doctor said it's actually not that big of a deal. It's good to know.

So if the kid's at home, I mean, you should go to the doctor. But the doctor said it's actually not that big of a deal. It's good to know.

So if the kid's at home, I mean, you should go to the doctor. But the doctor said it's actually not that big of a deal. It's good to know.

He's like, you know, people that got stuff in the front of the house, next thing you know, they got fucking goats. They're throwing on wigs, making believe they're transsexuals. That's it.

He's like, you know, people that got stuff in the front of the house, next thing you know, they got fucking goats. They're throwing on wigs, making believe they're transsexuals. That's it.

He's like, you know, people that got stuff in the front of the house, next thing you know, they got fucking goats. They're throwing on wigs, making believe they're transsexuals. That's it.

I didn't pull the right permits for that. A above-ground pool on the side of the house? The side that has a nice neighborhood. You almost never see that. That's rough.

I didn't pull the right permits for that. A above-ground pool on the side of the house? The side that has a nice neighborhood. You almost never see that. That's rough.

I didn't pull the right permits for that. A above-ground pool on the side of the house? The side that has a nice neighborhood. You almost never see that. That's rough.

Your property tax goes up. I looked at a house in Dobbs Ferry, New York. Really nice area. I looked at a house, and the house was cheap. Right? And they said, oh, this house has got a very cool feature, believe it or not. It's got an in-ground pool. It's got an indoor pool. I like that. I said, what the fuck? An indoor pool at that price? There it is. There it is. Sorry about that.

Your property tax goes up. I looked at a house in Dobbs Ferry, New York. Really nice area. I looked at a house, and the house was cheap. Right? And they said, oh, this house has got a very cool feature, believe it or not. It's got an in-ground pool. It's got an indoor pool. I like that. I said, what the fuck? An indoor pool at that price? There it is. There it is. Sorry about that.

Your property tax goes up. I looked at a house in Dobbs Ferry, New York. Really nice area. I looked at a house, and the house was cheap. Right? And they said, oh, this house has got a very cool feature, believe it or not. It's got an in-ground pool. It's got an indoor pool. I like that. I said, what the fuck? An indoor pool at that price? There it is. There it is. Sorry about that.

I did an indoor pool. I said, wow, unbelievable. Looking at this, I'm saying, you know, obviously you don't need something like that. That's probably like a hazard for the kids. But, you know, I'm starting to say, man, well, what an awesome thing. Jump in a pool in the morning. Like this is a house. If the price was so low that it was getting people look. And then I said, what's the catch?

I did an indoor pool. I said, wow, unbelievable. Looking at this, I'm saying, you know, obviously you don't need something like that. That's probably like a hazard for the kids. But, you know, I'm starting to say, man, well, what an awesome thing. Jump in a pool in the morning. Like this is a house. If the price was so low that it was getting people look. And then I said, what's the catch?

I did an indoor pool. I said, wow, unbelievable. Looking at this, I'm saying, you know, obviously you don't need something like that. That's probably like a hazard for the kids. But, you know, I'm starting to say, man, well, what an awesome thing. Jump in a pool in the morning. Like this is a house. If the price was so low that it was getting people look. And then I said, what's the catch?

It goes, well, it's not a catch. It's just because it's an indoor pool, the taxes went up a little bit. And I said, okay, so yeah, so the tax goes, yeah, it's a little bit higher. I said, what is it? He said $88,000. Holy shit. A year? A year. I said, excuse me? He said it's $88,000. I said, why? He said, because you got the indoor pool.

It goes, well, it's not a catch. It's just because it's an indoor pool, the taxes went up a little bit. And I said, okay, so yeah, so the tax goes, yeah, it's a little bit higher. I said, what is it? He said $88,000. Holy shit. A year? A year. I said, excuse me? He said it's $88,000. I said, why? He said, because you got the indoor pool.

It goes, well, it's not a catch. It's just because it's an indoor pool, the taxes went up a little bit. And I said, okay, so yeah, so the tax goes, yeah, it's a little bit higher. I said, what is it? He said $88,000. Holy shit. A year? A year. I said, excuse me? He said it's $88,000. I said, why? He said, because you got the indoor pool.

Yes. Holy shit. So that's where you start. So obviously that's why the price of the house was so low. And then as soon as they tell you the truth, everybody just goes the other way. Obviously that makes sense now because you can't have a high-priced house and taxes like that for normal people. What if you drain it and make it a little skate park? That's what I said.

Yes. Holy shit. So that's where you start. So obviously that's why the price of the house was so low. And then as soon as they tell you the truth, everybody just goes the other way. Obviously that makes sense now because you can't have a high-priced house and taxes like that for normal people. What if you drain it and make it a little skate park? That's what I said.