Chris Distefano

They'll have that last supper of all of them drawn together. It's like Scarface. Maybe if the best pizzeria on Staten Island wasn't named Goodfellas, that's literally what it's called.

You know we're not all into moms. The fake bullet holes behind your head at Uncle Vinny's. This guy's serving penny vodka that he's making in the back to the customers like it's his Nona's house.

You know we're not all into moms. The fake bullet holes behind your head at Uncle Vinny's. This guy's serving penny vodka that he's making in the back to the customers like it's his Nona's house.

You know we're not all into moms. The fake bullet holes behind your head at Uncle Vinny's. This guy's serving penny vodka that he's making in the back to the customers like it's his Nona's house.

100% is a Chinese family in there.

100% is a Chinese family in there.

100% is a Chinese family in there.

It's also communal space, and we all grow up in apartments. I also can't trust that the people in the apartments aren't going to take a swipe of my shoe. They're probably not going to steal them outside my door in the suburbs, but they might steal them outside my apartment because we haven't made it yet. We're living in the apartment still.

It's also communal space, and we all grow up in apartments. I also can't trust that the people in the apartments aren't going to take a swipe of my shoe. They're probably not going to steal them outside my door in the suburbs, but they might steal them outside my apartment because we haven't made it yet. We're living in the apartment still.

It's also communal space, and we all grow up in apartments. I also can't trust that the people in the apartments aren't going to take a swipe of my shoe. They're probably not going to steal them outside my door in the suburbs, but they might steal them outside my apartment because we haven't made it yet. We're living in the apartment still.

overnight till the morning that's all you get yeah i see people with with open umbrellas out in front of it and i'm like that's dry that's a goochers oh that's another thing my girl won't she've walked out of two houses that work perfect because they didn't have coat closets as soon as you open the door she's like i'm not putting i'm not going to live in a house where i have to walk down the hallway to the coat closet i respect that yeah she's like because the kids are gonna the house can be messed i'm gonna get angry there's not enough room to even build a coat closet we can't buy this house

overnight till the morning that's all you get yeah i see people with with open umbrellas out in front of it and i'm like that's dry that's a goochers oh that's another thing my girl won't she've walked out of two houses that work perfect because they didn't have coat closets as soon as you open the door she's like i'm not putting i'm not going to live in a house where i have to walk down the hallway to the coat closet i respect that yeah she's like because the kids are gonna the house can be messed i'm gonna get angry there's not enough room to even build a coat closet we can't buy this house

overnight till the morning that's all you get yeah i see people with with open umbrellas out in front of it and i'm like that's dry that's a goochers oh that's another thing my girl won't she've walked out of two houses that work perfect because they didn't have coat closets as soon as you open the door she's like i'm not putting i'm not going to live in a house where i have to walk down the hallway to the coat closet i respect that yeah she's like because the kids are gonna the house can be messed i'm gonna get angry there's not enough room to even build a coat closet we can't buy this house

I tried to put up a little fucking shed inside the house. You won't have that either.

I tried to put up a little fucking shed inside the house. You won't have that either.

I tried to put up a little fucking shed inside the house. You won't have that either.

How about this? My neighbor across the hallway from me in the apartment used to live in 6802 Ridge Boulevard. They used to leave their bicycle outside their door.

How about this? My neighbor across the hallway from me in the apartment used to live in 6802 Ridge Boulevard. They used to leave their bicycle outside their door.

How about this? My neighbor across the hallway from me in the apartment used to live in 6802 Ridge Boulevard. They used to leave their bicycle outside their door.

Big problem.