Chris Fowler

Chris Fowler will be here in a little while.

Dominique Foxworth at some point will be here.

We've got an assortment of guests crashing the proceedings at various points during the next couple of hours.

In the interim, though, can you do me the favor, please, of playing the sound of show friend Nick Turturro from...

friend or brother of john tuturo friend of the show nick tuturo uh just going crazy because now the dodgers also at 60 million dollars a year for four years have kyle tucker 45th in war you gotta be kidding me kyle tucker to the dodgers i thought he was gonna be a fucking met of all things what are we looking at it's repeat now you what's going on mlb do something enough is enough

Everyone agrees.

Is that the entire Marlins payroll?

About 80%.

80% of the Marlins payroll?

Chris Fowler is going to be here in a second.

But the Harbaugh stuff, we haven't actually talked about it very much around here.

The idea that Harbaugh wouldn't even be in any way interested in the Dolphins.

Or available to the Dolphins.

Oh, he'd have been available.

50 million a year.

He got 20 million a year.

Zaz wanted to pay him 50 million a year.

This is exactly how I imagine the backdrop behind Chris Fowler would be, just impossibly sleek, just impossible.

All of the details handled, not a thing out of place, not a hair out of place.

You're already ready.