Chris Porter
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619 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 30 Jun
Chris Porter’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh, really?
Yeah, we weren't.
Mall cops are more about safety.
They're like, it's basically, we're just trying to stop the mall from getting sued.
But we were not, we were very much told, this is weird that we're getting into this.
We were very much told like, you don't deal with like other stores.
Like if stores got a theft problem, that's their problem.
Yeah.
Well, your mall must've had different rules.
Yeah, yeah.
Just hold the bag out like this.
No, we would always get people that were acting stupid in the middle of the mall.
And the only time I was ever involved in actually cuffing someone was...
They had literally the night before had had a giant meeting at the mall with all the stores talking about credit card fraud and how to spot it and all that stuff.
And this poor idiot showed up the day after that meeting to do some shitty credit card fraud.
And the guests, and I'll never forget, it was a guest store.
And I was in the office eating my omelet as I did every morning.
And they called and they were like, hey, the guest store needs you to show up.
And I'm like, I don't want to deal with this.
I'm having my fucking breakfast.
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