Chris Porter

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619 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 30 Jun

Chris Porter’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I don't have time for this.

So I walk out there and.

So we wait for the dude to walk out and we're like, Hey man, we need to talk to you for a second.

And he takes off running.

And I'm like, God damn it.

You're like, my almost going to get cold.

I'm running through the mall at full speed.

Just like, I just want my ham and cheese.

And we ended up tackling him.

And I just remember in the middle of it going, this is stupid.

This is why am I doing this?

I don't care.

And all the other security guards were, oh, this was their Super Bowl.

They're like, we're doing it.

Yeah.

Everything we've trained for.

I'm just like, and I let them do it.

I'm just like, I'm done.

But the only reason I stayed there was because the guy that ran it loved me.

And I could call the day before and be like, hey, I got a gig.

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