Chris Solomon
speaker
1,772 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 1 Jul
Chris Solomon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And you look up and what a magnificent creature this giraffe is.
And now the draft starts to take a leak right in front of us.
And when a draft takes a leak, it's not like a, you know, an older dude at two in the morning with the soft butter cut off the right side of the toilet that just kind of, you know, just kind of gently fades into the right rough.
It's not that, it is the full garden hose.
I mean, it is like.
And so Jack and I are transfixed.
We cannot believe what we're seeing.
And it's not like a quick piss and go.
It's going on and on and on.
Jack and I resume our conversation.
Everybody in the animal kingdom, peace, no big deal.
Well, here comes giraffe number two, loping into the scene.
So giraffe number two cranes its neck to drink from the still...
One of giraffe number one, I apologize that is graphic, but you can look it up on Google.
It is a real thing.
It is a giraffe mating ritual apparently because with every species, I guess it's, it's strengths to loosen up.
So with that, my, my boyhood idol, I mean, I grew up at, you know, 13, 14, 15 years old in a Nicholas crouch on the putting green deep into the night, trying to make putts.
My boyhood idol says to me and me alone,
That's fucked up.
And I didn't know how to respond.
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