Chris Williamson

Talk about golden retrievers.

Dude, where I live in Austin, Texas is kind of like

It's essentially the epicenter.

It's the supermassive black hole in the center of the golden retriever verse of Austin, Texas.

And I think that this is maybe a psyop by Big Golden to get me to buy a golden.

You know the Truman Show and the guy comes over the radio?

He's like...

send in another three golden retrievers to sniff his leg as he walks past.

And it's every single fucking day that I go.

So I'm happy to talk about golden retrievers.

Wally meets world on Instagram is perhaps my favorite Instagram account.

It's this overly emotional golden retriever who permanently looks like he's going through a depressive episode.

And I love him.

I love him so much.

Like if I sat down, I would, I would happily do a round table episode with three golden retrievers.

Um,

Give me time.

Give me time.

I really want to have one.

I feel bad because my mom and dad always had dogs when I was growing up and they treated them so well in terms of they always got walks.