Christopher Titus

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2,750 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Oct 2025 last heard 11 Oct

Christopher Titus’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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All liquids.
That means shampoo.
That means conditioner.
That means all gels and liquids.
Every form.
That's water.
That's wine.
It's like, sweetie, we don't have to cover all liquids.
liquids on the planet.
All of them need to be removed from the thing.
All computers out of the bag and clearly displayed in their own tray.
Every computer, people, if we have to remove the computer from the bag, we're only going to have to say, all liquids, over three points.
It's like, okay, sweet.
What could make this experience worse?
Sing-songy bitch telling me about the computer that needs to come out of the fucking bag.
No.
You know why?
Because they're trying to get you to buy a blender.
This person is fucking condescending and sing-songy.
The other person's annoying in a fucking car salesman way.
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