Christopher Titus

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2,750 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Oct 2025 last heard 11 Oct

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Adam Carolla Show · Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics) · 11 Oct 2025 podcast

Shove it in your mouth.

Then dump orange juice in your mouth.

Then take a handful of your favorite berries and or protein powder and shove them into your mouth.

Then put your head in a paint can and then swallow.

Thank you.

I think we should get one of those magic bullet blunders.

I don't know, but I never drink more than when I'm in an airport.

Here's what it is.

First off, I'm tired of being judged at that point.

You're broken.

I'm fucking broken.

I'm depressed.

I want the time to go away.

And I just want some fucking booze.

I just want to forget about it.

No, that'll happen with pot.

But with booze, I'll just push on through or not care.

No, I'm amazed at how much drinking I can do at an airport because it's spread out very nicely.

You know what I mean?

We're not doing tequila shots.

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