Christopher Titus

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2,750 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Oct 2025 last heard 11 Oct

Christopher Titus’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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And that juice landed in their lap.
And I'm not talking about a turned-over box.
I'm talking about the kind of juice that gives you power to throw off a guy like Alec Baldwin.
So now they're juiced up, and they do—
What most people do, most civilians do when they get a little juice.
See, everyone does that thing where they go, oh, this celebrity's a dick and that celebrity's an asshole and I would be nice if I was the boss or I would be nice.
Really?
Try it on for size.
Have everyone kiss your ass and get paid a whole shitload of money and be driven places and fly first class and see how quickly you go from zero to douchebag.
I've seen it happen a million times.
It happens to a lot of people.
And that's why a lot of these guys are douchey.
And look what has happened to the civilians.
Flight attendants have become bitches in the last 10 years.
They formerly were the nicest people on the planet.
Like, if you said... If I made this joke 20 years ago, if 20 years ago I said, bitchier than a flight attendant, you'd go...
The good-looking chick who offers you a pillow?
Like, that joke would not make sense, right?
If I said in 2011, she's bitchier than a flight attendant, you'd get it.
So what happened?
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