Christopher Titus

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Adam Carolla Show · Christopher Titus + Bobby Collins (Carolla Classics) · 11 Oct 2025 podcast

I think I can make a pretty good argument as to why I should pay for only 45 worth of school teachers in taxes in one tax year.

And then I get the hate mail.

Oh, you rich guy, I don't think you pay.

I'm just saying I'm paying for 48 worth of school teachers.

You want me at 51?

I don't get an extra thing.

This would be a very interesting argument if we just went into a court of law and you sat down and you would explain to the unbiased judge why I should go from 48 school teachers to 51.

And then I could easily make the argument to get from 48 down to 45 by simply explaining I get no extra anything from the people that I'm giving the money to, except for a little bit of the stink eye when I'm explaining this particular.

It'd be nice.

I'd like to get.

Yeah, it'd be nice.

All right.

One of me.

There's them.

And then I'll draw the amount of road that one of them paves each year, which is less than three inches.

And then we'd show my fucking eight miles of road that I pave every year through my taxes or whatever it is.

And then it'd be an open and shut case.

We would all leave.

It'd be the easiest case in the world.

There'd be no jury in the world.

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