Chuck Zito
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But I did.
I stopped caring what I say on this show anymore.
I did pull into my garage because basically the problem is when you stand up.
You're fine as long as you're sitting.
When you stand up, gravity makes you its bitch.
Thankfully, I had a lot of paper towel in my car.
Not a lot, actually, just enough.
So I pulled in my garage, and I thought, I hope no one can see me.
I took all the paper towel, and I stuffed it in my underwear, and then I waddled to my bathroom.
Cramps are no fun.
Oh, yeah.
You would have thrown it.
All right.
While we're talking about Dumpadilly...
I have a question.
And this is something I encountered in the bathroom at Irvine Improv.
How does shit get stuck to the underside of the seat?
I walked in after you were in there, and I knew it couldn't have been you.
The thing that you guys lift up.