Claire Parker

Like this lives for the commenters.

It's like not for anybody there.

There's no moment.

There's nothing that...

I don't know.

Everything feels so performative and like to be like, are you?

I met this girl who was 25 and she was trying to impress me by telling me how she freaked out her grad school art teacher by like doing a ripped up political thing.

I remember being like, oh, yeah, they weren't freaked out at all.

And that's how I feel about these parties.

But because then you can put them online and find young.

Yeah.

And of course, it's a way to get money.

I mean, it is like at the end of the day, these people who act so... It is so fun to have somebody pay for a party.

And if like you are that selfless and lacking in moral center, then you'll be like, I don't know, a night of drinking and all I have to do is watch like people get deported.

That's fine.

Like, I don't know.

It's so...

It's so hack in the most boring, obvious way of ultimately I'm going where the money is and they think it's edgy.

But it's that thing where sometimes being edgy in a New York City crowd reverts you to the most popular opinion, which is what 95% of people in America already thought.

So congrats.