Clare Stephens

Starts with lasers coming out of vaginas.

Then I've got K-Mod.

Madonna, we love you, right?

I cannot wait for this album now.

I think that there are some, again, I was like, there's no melody, but then I realised it's because it's several different songs.

But do we think the songs are going to be good?

There's at least one where I was like... Yeah, some songs are really catchy, like dancey.

The one that Sabrina Carpenter was like singing to, I was like, there's a melody here.

I would just like to put it out there that I feel like there is a bit of fear mongering about this fertility crisis and I feel like there are ways to reconfigure the economy based on what human life looks like.

I don't know.

I don't know why we're a slave.

Yeah.

So what I find interesting is that this research kind of looked at the things that did result in a bit of a spike in fertility rates.

And you're right, the biggest one was being able to work from home one day a week.

The funny thing is the baby bonus kind of increased it slightly, but more that it just increased, it changed people's timing.

And people held on until July 1 where they could get the $3,000, which I really respect the imagery of women being like, don't you open cervix or walking around 10 centimeters dilated being like, you're not coming.

You're not coming.

We need my $3,000.

And I actually am in the lucky boat where as of July 1, you get a bit more paid parental leave.

And so I'm very much holding on tight, holding that cervix closed so that I get, I think, 10 more days.