Clare Stephens

But the problem is umbrellas were made to be left somewhere.

That's true.

They were made for you to take them to somebody's house, put them at the front door and then never, ever remember to pick them up.

Oh, so some of mine are...

I don't understand why I still need to charge things.

Again, as you say, we went to the freaking moon.

That didn't need to be charged.

Shit, we've got the wrong adaption.

It's not lightning, it's USB.

And yet my phone can't make it a day without running out of battery.

That is a pyramid scheme.

um needing an app for literally everything i went to the easter show is like download the app i'm like no because no because i'm going here once and i'm not going to come again for a year and i don't need that eating up my storage taronga zoo you need an app my baby's cot my newborn cot needs an app

Well, email and phone number.

And I'm like, why does this cafe need my email and phone number?

And then the other side of that is every time I have to fill out a paper form and put my date of birth and my full name and my Medicare number, I'm like, why don't you know this?

I've told so many unregulated places.

Find it, find it.

Everybody, literally everybody already knows this information.

Every streaming service.

And my banking app.