Clare Stephens

So very often I'll be looking through my bank statement and I'll say, okay, $11 a month is coming out of my account.

I don't know where that's coming from.

and you click on it and it's like gibberish or just really vague or the name of some company I've never heard of, whatever.

I'm like, I should be able to click on this and you should have a photo of me in this thing for whatever the hell this was or some like full-blown receipt because I'm like, I've capitulated my right to privacy.

Like everybody I will be hacked.

That ship has sailed.

We all know everyone.

It sailed, so I shouldn't need to fill out a form.

I shouldn't need to remember where I spent my money.

The cloud should know that.

It seems like it should work.

It should make your life a lot easier.

It's fun when the garlic comes out.

It is.

But I agree, having to scoop out the non-squished garlic.

Real garlic is the only way to go.

Oh, never works.

Never works.

I shouldn't have to hold it.

And, yes, the fact that it takes a human to press a button to make the petrol come out, which means that that human gets to judge the fact that I'm on my phone, I'm scrolling on my phone, and then the human looks at me and is like, get off your phone.