Cleto Escobedo III

Having insurance isn't the same as having State Farm.

It's like needing the protection of an offensive guard on the football field, but getting an elementary school crossing guard.

Sure, they're both guards, but you can only trust one to keep your quarterback safe when the game is on the line.

So don't settle for just any insurance.

When you can have State Farm, like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

All right, we are live on YouTube here.

It's the Bill Simmons Podcast.

Sunday night, Cousin Sal is here.

Mike, why can't we get a good Sunday night game?

Adam, what do we have to do?

Do we have to kill a chicken and spit the blood all over us?

we have to do, Mike?

We finally get a closed game and the refs blow it.

I wanted to see Jared Goff get redeemed and throw five more incompletions, Mike.

Even if he only had four downs.

The worst.

QBs on good teams where you know right away they might not have it.

Is Goff number one?

Oh, wow.

I'll offer you Goff, Darnold, Daniel Jones, and Lamar Jackson.