Cobie Smulders

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274 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard 6d ago

Cobie Smulders’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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My job as an investigative journalist, I'd carved out a niche exposing healthcare injustices against marginalized communities.
A fire I now channeled into making sure Emmett got all the support and services he was entitled to generated far less money than Rob's, so my career was put on hold temporarily.
And by temporarily, I of course mean forever.
After that, the years begin to whiz by.
Rob's career catches fire.
He's off pitching, writing, shooting movies, mostly his go-to genre, romantic comedies.
Often in some exotic location.
Meanwhile, my life is decidedly less romantic.
I'm stranded in Los Angeles where I know no one.
I am the sole lifeline for a complicated child who needs constant attention.
Every single cell in my brain becomes devoted to this boy.
That's eighty six billion neurons and eighty five billion non neuroneal cells, which is not even close to enough.
I start to lose my mind, bit by bit, regularly leaving the house in pajamas and novelty slippers, my hair matted down, my eyes glazed over.
I'm the only pedestrian pushing a stroller on LA sidewalks made just for show.
Alpha male movie studio execs rolling by and their benzes side eye me like I'm the walking dead.
Granted, they look at all women over thirty this way, but it still feels bad.
At the park, I'm the only actual mother tending to my child as easier, healthier kids than mine run around unsupervised and well paid nannies stare at their phones.
One bright LA morning I accidentally brushed my teeth with my husband's back acne medication.
A gag.
Spit it out, gargle mouthwash, dear God, I think, what is wrong with me?
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