Cobie Smulders
speaker
274 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2026
last heard 6d ago
Cobie Smulders’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I brush my teeth again to get the taste out.
But I use the back acne medication.
Again.
I gag, spit it out, gargle again, this time at the freezer with vodka, and oh I swallow it.
It's seven fourteen AM.
I have not yet had coffee.
Poor little Emmet is crying with a wet diaper in his baby swing.
I should get him out of there if he swings too much he hurls, I think.
Just as he hurls.
The creamy breast milk puke creating a spectacular parabolic arc across the kitchen right onto my grinning cow's slippers.
The two cow faces smile up at me.
A
Tasty milk for a human.
Also, why are you drinking vodka at seven fourteen AM?
That seems like more than just a bad mood.
That night I convinced my husband to move back east by kidnapping my own womb.
If you ever want a second child, he or she will be born in New York, I say, making a dramatic closed for business gesture over my vaginal region.
I demand to go back to a place where the word season has meaning even when not preceded by the word awards.
Concerned about my mental health and his future prospects for intercourse, Rob agrees.
We move back east, to the suburbs outside the city, backyard, picket fence, where at least I'll have some semi helpful grandparents and a few old friends to keep me sane.
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