Cobie Smulders
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274 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2026
last heard 10 Sep
Cobie Smulders’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We have a second child, Darcy.
Also wonderful, also challenging, who is neurotypical.
Another not at all clunky term.
And with that, I fully, finally and irretrievably become Mom.
More years passed.
Rob continues to work in Hollywood, but now from New York, which is hard, this is all presume.
He flies to LA a lot, goes missing for weeks, months at a time for shoots, and the one thing you can one hundred percent count on, more than death or taxes, or an abacus, is that the moment the wheels of Rob's plane leave the runway, one of the kids will get explosive diarrhea or head lice, or both will get both at the same time.
All of which I will get to, but Rob will dodge, triumphantly returning the moment it's all over.
Must be nice.
Which is also the inner command I repeat to myself to avoid strangling Rob when he comes back home with a tan.
It's all a little easier with family support nearby, but if I'm honest, I still feel like a single parent half the time.
Even more years pass.
The kids grow up.
To be clear.
I adore my children.
But by the time they're teenagers
Fucking losing it.
My badass journalism career is fossilized in amber, like that little Jurassic Park mosquito with its proboscis full of dinosaur DNA.
All the genetic blueprints for a world-stomping Tyrannosaurus just sitting there, collecting dust.
Meanwhile, for Emmet, the end of high school and his uncertain future as an adult with developmental disabilities, despite being on the higher functioning end academically.
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